Just what I need – vegan shoes…

Just what I need – vegan shoes…

posted on 23 Aug 2013 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of James Drakos.
Shoe purchased in China. 

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Ah, I see the mistake. It should say “NEVER EXPOSE TO INTENSE MEAT OR HOT VEGETABLES”.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

But my steak tastes weird without spending a few hours inside my shoe

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Don’t Meat Drive

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Remove, insert, remove, insert….. If you don’t see where this is heading, you can probably find further instructions on 4chan.

algernon
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algernon

What not to wear when driving

Mick
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Mick

But what if i work in a meat freezer?

DrLex
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DrLex

♫ I’m too sexy for this shoe, too sexy for this shoe, the way my meat is intense… ♫♪

DrLex
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DrLex

“Do not dry clean outside with cool water.” Sure, I’ll dry clean it inside with hot water and everything will be OK.

JohnZ
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JohnZ

Winners’ shoes don’t eat meat, so says the vietnamese industry.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

inb4 “I got your intense meat right here!” 😛

Ben
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Ben

The only meat I keep in my shoe is sole, which is a very mild fish, not intense at all.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You can only dry clean with cool water if you’ve already mastered soot juggling and cat herding.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Every day I must be satisfied with sitting in the middle of a summer in my old rusty unwashed sizzling hot truck cabin which tastes like chicken, eating worm green raw hamburgers with french flies while peeling off my three weeks old socks out of my onion shoes

DrLex
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DrLex

I was wearing these shoes when a red Ferrari drove by. They exploded.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

remove insert
remove insert
remove insert
remove insert

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Nike’s new slogan: DON’T DO IT.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

Good thing this tag was not on a pair of briefs.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@jjhitt; Oh, come now! 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

My shoes need some flesh air

timmy
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timmy

I saw these exact same instructions on my wife’s dildo.

Sparky
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Sparky

We’ll meat up later in my Lamborghini. I’ll leave the shoes at home.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

@Droll not Troll: great minds

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

“OW! Timmy! You left your Hot Wheels in the middle of the hall agai… MY SHOES!!!”

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

So Buffalo wings and a Porsche are out of the question?

Mark
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Mark

‘No Chicken Vindaloo’s please!’

GwydionM
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Do not Dry-Clean with Cool Water

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

I guess I’ll have to use my Cowboy Boots to kick around the Chorizo.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Can I expose to hot privates?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Meat in Vietnam …

Thunderbolt294
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Thunderbolt294

So if I use heavy detergent and hand wash with hot water indoors everything’s ok?

Marum
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Marum

No hot vehicles. WTF do I put on my feet when I drive my restored Torana?

Marum
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Marum

When PM Gough Whitlam stuffed the Aust. Clothing Industry in the 80s. I bought a shirt from one of the early batches of Asian shirts to arrive in Aust. The tag inside said: “Please to wash quickly” I stuck the tag on my shaving mirror, and looked at it every day.

After about six months the penny dropped. Please to wash quickly = Colour fast/wash fast.

Marum
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Marum

BTW. I can’t both insert and remove at the same time. But I can do it sequentially. If we are talking about sex, that is.

Lora
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Lora

Do not use cool water to dry clean your shoes. Use dry water instead.

Mike
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Mike

I prefer the gruten free variety.

Peter
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Peter

What about intense meat and hot testicles?

QueensEngrish
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QueensEngrish

Nonviolent pumped up kicks

Enclave
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Waiter! My meat is too intense for my shirt… and please ask the hot vechile outside to leave!

Myself
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OK, I’ll try to keep this shirt away from beef jerky and Lamborghinis.

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