Just what I need – vegan shoes…

Just what I need – vegan shoes…

posted on 23 Aug 2013 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of James Drakos.
Shoe purchased in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Ah, I see the mistake. It should say “NEVER EXPOSE TO INTENSE MEAT OR HOT VEGETABLES”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

But my steak tastes weird without spending a few hours inside my shoe

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: Don’t Meat Drive

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Remove, insert, remove, insert….. If you don’t see where this is heading, you can probably find further instructions on 4chan.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

What not to wear when driving

Mick
Mick
7 years ago

But what if i work in a meat freezer?

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

♫ I’m too sexy for this shoe, too sexy for this shoe, the way my meat is intense… ♫♪

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

“Do not dry clean outside with cool water.” Sure, I’ll dry clean it inside with hot water and everything will be OK.

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

Winners’ shoes don’t eat meat, so says the vietnamese industry.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

inb4 “I got your intense meat right here!” 😛

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

The only meat I keep in my shoe is sole, which is a very mild fish, not intense at all.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You can only dry clean with cool water if you’ve already mastered soot juggling and cat herding.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Every day I must be satisfied with sitting in the middle of a summer in my old rusty unwashed sizzling hot truck cabin which tastes like chicken, eating worm green raw hamburgers with french flies while peeling off my three weeks old socks out of my onion shoes

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I was wearing these shoes when a red Ferrari drove by. They exploded.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

remove insert
remove insert
remove insert
remove insert

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Nike’s new slogan: DON’T DO IT.

PeeBee
PeeBee
7 years ago

Good thing this tag was not on a pair of briefs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@jjhitt; Oh, come now! 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

My shoes need some flesh air

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

I saw these exact same instructions on my wife’s dildo.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

We’ll meat up later in my Lamborghini. I’ll leave the shoes at home.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

@Droll not Troll: great minds

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

“OW! Timmy! You left your Hot Wheels in the middle of the hall agai… MY SHOES!!!”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

So Buffalo wings and a Porsche are out of the question?

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

‘No Chicken Vindaloo’s please!’

GwydionM
7 years ago

Do not Dry-Clean with Cool Water

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

I guess I’ll have to use my Cowboy Boots to kick around the Chorizo.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Can I expose to hot privates?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Meat in Vietnam …

Thunderbolt294
Thunderbolt294
7 years ago

So if I use heavy detergent and hand wash with hot water indoors everything’s ok?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

No hot vehicles. WTF do I put on my feet when I drive my restored Torana?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

When PM Gough Whitlam stuffed the Aust. Clothing Industry in the 80s. I bought a shirt from one of the early batches of Asian shirts to arrive in Aust. The tag inside said: “Please to wash quickly” I stuck the tag on my shaving mirror, and looked at it every day.

After about six months the penny dropped. Please to wash quickly = Colour fast/wash fast.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

BTW. I can’t both insert and remove at the same time. But I can do it sequentially. If we are talking about sex, that is.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Do not use cool water to dry clean your shoes. Use dry water instead.

Mike
Mike
7 years ago

I prefer the gruten free variety.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

What about intense meat and hot testicles?

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
7 years ago

Nonviolent pumped up kicks

Enclave
6 years ago

Waiter! My meat is too intense for my shirt… and please ask the hot vechile outside to leave!

Myself
4 years ago

OK, I’ll try to keep this shirt away from beef jerky and Lamborghinis.

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