Made with junk and stuff…

Made with junk and stuff…

posted on 25 Aug 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Leonard Zimmerman.
Menu from upscale Italian restaurant in Busan, Korea. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

I’d be careful of the brown floaters

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“What is this crap?”
“It’s swimming, sir.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

…swimming with crap, crap, crap, oil sauce with crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, swimming with crap, crap, crap … And some spam on top

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter! My crap drowned!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

“Waiter! What’s this crap doing in my spaghetti?”
“Looks like the breast stroke to me, sir.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It’s not real crap, but all the added parmesan cheese makes it smell that way.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Better than flying, I suppose

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: To call the waiter, crap your hands. To get rid of the flies, crap your hands twice.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

If you ate pasta and anti-pasta at the same time would you still be hungry?

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Not Korea – Gulf coast of Louisiana.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Mmmmm. There is nothing better than a fresh clam.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Sparky.

No. You would merely destroy the Sous Chef.

Lobo
7 years ago

Our crap is so fresh it’s still swimming!

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Spaghetti with swimming crab crap and oil sauce . . .
Ugh – crab crap !

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

I guess we all know the real reason for the oil shortages now.

Shellfire
Shellfire
7 years ago

@marum sous chef or sewer chef?

Tom
Tom
7 years ago

uhm could i get extra swimming crap…..Please!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

I hate anchovies in my pasta. And I’m not that wild about swimming crap either, even if there is no extra charge.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Somebody save Mr. Hankey! He can only tread soup for a little while.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I like it served in my bowel

ElKabong
ElKabong
7 years ago

…spagetti with fresh clam , spam, olive oil sauce and spam….spagettie with spam spam fresh clam spam olive oil sauce spam and spam. … spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam . …. .

billy
billy
7 years ago

Available in noodles or chunks. Bleach charge extra.

ChertseyGirl
ChertseyGirl
6 years ago

My family motto is “If it eats, sleeps or sh*ts in the sea we’ll eat it” so this would suit us just fine.

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