Menu from Thailand

Menu from Thailand

posted on 11 Aug 2013 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Emma Dyas.
Menu found in Koh Samui, Thailand. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

he said Green Curry made the frog sad

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

That’s what HE said!

Slider
Slider
7 years ago

He lied.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Vegetables like Lyon? Maybe they mean they’re served roar.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

Lemongrass shrimp river water, he said. Try it, it’s friendly, he said. What could possibly go wrong?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

With friends like these, who needs lemongrass?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Ahem… Kha… Kut… TRANSPARENT WATER??!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

So, what SHE said?

GwydionM
7 years ago

They offer the milk of frog sadness

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

When you’re dedicated enough to find orange mullets to boil, no amount of hearing the lemongrass will prove you any crazier.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

With no chicken temples left to explode, houses is what it’s at.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

After you eat the orange mullet, kha is the sound you make, trying to cough up the hairball.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Lemongrass love you long time!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Transparent water is a delicacy in Thailand.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Boil the coconut milk frog sadness – Freddo and Bounty both
fell from the shelf into the boiling pot of water.
Whether it was an accident or not, it is with sadness
that I report these words.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

The wife / girlfriend:
Let’s vacation in Thailand, he said. They have great food there and the people are friendly, he said. We don’t need to know their language because they have everything in English too, he said. Oh, that unidentifiable thing on your dinner plate is just shrimp, he said…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Photo says more than thousand words.

Nothing.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

The Thai Captain Planets’ green mullet helped make the clear water river and assorted transparent water. Kut! Lyon! Kha! Lemongrass! Frog sadness! With your ingredients combined! I am Captain Planet! ♫ Captain Planet, he’s our hero, Gonna take pollution down to zero, He’s our ingredients all combined, And he’s on the planet’s side, he said Captain Planet, he’s brave like Lyon, Gonna end bad guys’ world like a Mayan, If you mess with his lemongrass, You can be sure he’ll be kicking your arse! “You’ll pay extra for this meal Captain Planet!” (chanting) We’re the Engrisheers, You can be one… Read more »

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Kermit the Frog is sad because he put the lemongrass in the coconut and drank them both up, and Doctor! There ain’t nothin’ he can take, I said DOCTOR, to relieve his flipper ache…

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Vegetable the Friendly Lyon. I remember those cartoons from when I was a kid.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

You’re supposed to take the chicken out of the chicken house before you cook it.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Vegetable cut. OH! I trhought you said —-.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I don’t know about the frog, but the milk of human kindness runs by the microlitre in my veins.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Transparent water is a luxury in Asia. It is much safer to drink beer.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“Lemongrass” he said.
And that’s when I killed him, your honor.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

From the terrifying best seller The Sadness Of The Frogs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Sadness of the frog? Kha-Kha-Ha!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

At least the Orange mullet is better than Green Bullet!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I empathize with the frog. I’d be pretty sad if you boiled me in coconut milk too.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I’ll have the orgasmic fish soup thanks.

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

Somehow, I will never look at a simple egg in the same way again, now that I know it is a “chicken house”.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

I’ve been to this restaurant! It’s called “Food Over Troubled Waters” in southern Thailand, hence the available mullets.
(Apologies to Simon and Garfunkle.)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I do so hope they’re not blind Mullet.

NoizeBomb
7 years ago

Now how did they get the boiling water with turmeric inside the chicken house? It will all spill away from the chicken house if the door is open. Do the waiters notify the customers about the time taken?

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

Ill just have the assorted water. No wait, better make that a clear river of water, I’m super hungry.

Snickers
Snickers
7 years ago

This menu was so well-worth reading. I nearly cried when I got to the part about the frog’s sadness.

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

is the first one an instruction for Ginger chavs?

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Just give me a frog for my happiness, I said !

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
7 years ago

I’d like to hear her side of the story before I make up my mind about the lemongrass.

HankW
HankW
7 years ago

Is boiled chicken house anything like bird’s nest soup?

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

Where is Chief Inspector Mullet when you need him? Down at the Thai restaurant getting boiled, probably.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Girl 1: “He broke up with me!”
Girl 2: “Aw that’s terrible sweetie”
Girl 1: “I said, I thought you loved me!’
Girl 2: “What did he say?’
Girl 1: “Ohh cry me a Lemongrass shrimp river water, he said”

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

♫ Here in my kha, I feel safest of all,
I can grow my mullet and eat some fish soup in kha’s
do…do do..chhh… do do.. do do..chhh ♫

David
David
6 years ago

Translate, he said! It will easy he said!

TheSand
TheSand
6 years ago

“I got that milk frog – milk frog sadness,
mi-mi-milk frog milk frog sadness!”

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