Model Window

Model Window

posted on 27 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Please enjoy glorious greetings!

Photo courtesy of Paddy Browning.
Found in Nanchong, China. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I am WIndows 8.1 and I am here to help you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It couldn’t shake hands, so I opened it

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Where can I find the Too Old To Care Any More window?

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Thank you, but I was actually looking for excellent service model door.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

It’s a trick of the homicidal man toilet.
Leave the building!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I wonder if model window produces model breaking glass sound when it meets model brick.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Unfortunately after clean Window installation, Internet Exploder caused it to crash, so I had to use Backdoor to Netscape!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I would prefer Model Adriana to greet me

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

Then Clippo appeared ane everybody ran away.

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

*Then Clippo appeared and everybody ran away.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

If I look real hard will I see Gisele Bundchen nude?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It’s so nice to meet a friendly window. Usually they’re a real pane.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I’m sorry but a Man Toilet already buried me

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Hi, my name is Double Hung, I’ll be your window this evening.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Really its a bit of a pane

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

It was originally called “National Youth Excellent Service Window Model”, but that sounded wrong somehow…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

The color is blue and the blue screen of death awaits you.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Because it’s easier to say than NYESMWGY!
Even though we know you youth love your acronyms..

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

This call to service feels like a recruiting drive.

Someone close that window before I feel a draft.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

National Youth Service Model Greets You! Excellent!
Party Time! Wee-ooh-wee-ooh-wee-ooh!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Very beautiful, tall Model Window, but I found out it already lives together with the building’s Elevator.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Does anybody know how to get the tint off my Windows 7? I’d like to see the model. Thank you in advance.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Q: How does a Redneck tint their windows.
A: Don’t use the carwash.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

It would indeed be profitable to be a signwriter in Nanchong.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

But it would be more fun in Peking, or Wanking.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

So every time they saw me, they could say: Not another Nanchong signwriter.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The glorious window of the revolution salutes the proletariat.

(big)CRASH(/big)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

DAMN.

GwydionM
7 years ago

National Youth Excellent Apples next door

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

There’s a typo – it’s ‘Model Widow’.

A man toilet buried her husband upstairs.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

It’s not every day you hear “Youth” and “Excellent” used in the same sentence. 🙂

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

1. Introduce yourself to the window
2. Carefully fall through it

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you can see yourself in this window, you are not an investment banker.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“But. Investment bankers are not Vampires.”

‘Yes?’

RT
RT
7 years ago

i am confused…

clearly you did not put enough adjectives in your sign to describe what you do

kioku
kioku
7 years ago

I am the N.Y.E.S.M window, but you can call me Nesy. It is nice to greet you, do I pass my turring test now?

Casey
Casey
7 years ago

Is that all one word??

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