My shoe is confused

My shoe is confused

posted on 18 Aug 2013 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Blood friend may cause birth defects.

Photo courtesy of Cyrmic Linith.

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Careful then vexatious blood friends might visit

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I’m not female, but when the “blood friend” comes to visit, I don’t see how something for the shoe is going to help.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If it prevents clean dust, does it also prevent dry moisture?

GwydionM
7 years ago

As used by Tony Soprano. (If it vexes you, shoot it!)

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

If California and China were in a room together, would they cancel each other out?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

If I have sanitary pads on my feet, where are my insoles?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Made in California. Translated in China.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Some of my best friends are also disposable

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

I should prevent clean dust by covering my shoes with a product containing lead?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The Shoe Prayer:
Lead us not into vexation but deliver us from blood friend, dust, birth defects and other reproductive harms.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

” Say hello to my little blood friend”

(Paraphrase from Al Pacino- Scarface.)

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Blood Brother, on the other hand, is not known to cause birth defects in the state of California.
However, HIV and Hepatitis are distinct possibilities.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Family Maid in China

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Arnold of California highly recommends this.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

Escape from Shoe Vexation — the pirated Chinglish DVD of Footloose?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Lead causes intellectual/brain problems. Now we know what happened to whoever wrote this sign.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Shoe vexation sounds like some Chinese torture method.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

The very thought of a vexed shoe vexes me profoundly.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

We can’t do anything for you sir. That is not a foot.

Jeez! You wouldn’t knock me back for a quarter of an inch would you?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Follow flow chart, to escape from an attack of shoe vexation.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

YOU ARE HERE. AND HERE. AND HERE. AND HERE.

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY CLINIC

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Shoe Sheath = Schuhscheide

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

“Made in… ” I can’t read the last word on the package! Wherever could it be?!

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Lead poisoning for dust-free shoes. Sounds like a fair trade.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

As seen on Dexter.

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

Can also be worn around the neck when your “blood friend” comes to visit.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

…Who needs blood enemies?

ChertseyGirl
ChertseyGirl
6 years ago

I have been seeking freedom from shoe vexation for so long, my prayers are answered!

Snufleupagus
6 years ago

Yes, the packaging does contain lead. But that is just to protect you from the yellow cake uranium slippers inside. See picture three.

Enclave
6 years ago

Yes, visiting blood friends may cause shoe vexation!

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

Obama-care

Medical code 113–Shoe Vexation

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