Not sure what it is…

Not sure what it is…

posted on 4 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Made with real bits of this and that.

Photo courtesy of David Lau. 

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Timmy
Timmy
7 years ago

I always wondered what happened to h.r. puffnstuff.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– A Missus Soup for me, please

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Stuff as well on top

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Comes in many colors

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

And a side of stir-fried things.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hot Stuff

Sittin’ here eatin’ my heart out waitin’
Waiter for a menu to bring

Lookin’ for some hot stuff baby this evenin’
I need some hot stuff baby tonight
I want some hot soup baby this evenin’
Gotta have some steamed soup
Gotta have some tofu tonight
I need hot stuff
I want some hot stuff
I need some steamed stuff

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Where would you like me to stuff it?

GwydionM
7 years ago

Steamed Stuff!
Your taste is bland enough!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– How would you like your stuff, Sir?
– Like, yeah.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

♪ ♫
It’s the stuff that meals are made of
It’s the slow and steady steam… ♪ ♫

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Well, it beats sh!t on a shingle.

coffeebot
7 years ago

Comes with a thing

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@ coffebot: So do I! 😛

SF
SF
7 years ago

That used to be Steamed Crap, but their marketing people discovered that Steamed Stuff was, for a mysterious reason, more popular with foreigners.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Is this the right stuff
or
(God help us)
the wrong stuff?

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Followed by a dish of mystery meat and something that’s either a mashed brownie with chocolate syrup or, uh, well, never mind.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

For the customers that can’t make up their mind.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Tofu is stuff!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Can’t cook tonight? Stuff it!

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Tofu tastes like whatever stuff it’s made with.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

You know you are suffering from sensory deprivation, when steamed Tofu becomes a taste sensation.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Yeah! It tastes like it’s stuffed too.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT. Stuff it in whichever end, you feel would be more beneficial.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Finally, a vegetarian equivalent to the secret meat!

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

Mystery tofu!

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