Now that’s a party line!

Now that’s a party line!

posted on 30 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Tammy Burke.
Found in Kaohsiung, Taiwan. 

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Honey, there’s a ringing sound coming from between your legs.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Its a bit curly

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

The cord is very short and curly.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– You sound sexy today, honey

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Perfect. The guy I need to call is a real prick.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Careful it doesn’t bang yu.

Rm
Rm
7 years ago

That’s what it is, the receiver..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Does it vibrate?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I suppose it looks like a phone with beard

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I wonder whether it is coin-operated or you need to insert something else.

Jellychop
Jellychop
7 years ago

It’s just like your phone…on steroids!

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

And just like the more recent smartphones, the bigger the better.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Is your phone ringing or are you just happy to see me?

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Hey, is Dick Johnson here? There’s a call for you!

PeeBee
PeeBee
7 years ago

Always gets good reception.

Sam Murphy
Sam Murphy
7 years ago

This is the free courtesy phone for ordering Bang Yu.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You don’t want to make an STD call!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Rule 34; there IS porn of it. I’ve seen what some girls do with their cellphones. 😈

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

What’s the code for that area?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Hey baby, my junk wants to talk to your junk.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Honey? Your voice sounds muffled…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

♪ ♫
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling…… ♪ ♫

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Yes, there is such a word as phonilingus. It’s on Urban Dictionary.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

But here’s my number,
So call me, maybe!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Pleae leave your massage after the *beep*

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I just looked in the phone booth, and guess what? There’s a man in a boat!

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Perfect for that drunk booty call.

l2646134
l2646134
7 years ago

You should answer my long distance call.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

It’s just like the pubic phones here, except the cord isn’t curly.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

This happens when private goes pubic

coffeebot
7 years ago

For phone sex

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

The pubic phony looks horny…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Genitally executed!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

Strange set up, all I see is a waist-high hole in the wall, I assume that’s where I’m supposed to speak but I find myself very reluctant to bend down to put my mouth up to it.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

A rejected idea for the 2008 “Get Smart” movie.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

I don’t like the look of what the A.T.M. just spat out, either.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Another ”Insert Coin” project

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Pubic Phone – the perfect match for Public Phone-sex?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Does it have a map of Tasmania?

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

Emergency Call Box

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Whenever I call my wife’s pubic phone, it goes straight to her answering cervix.

wavemechanic
wavemechanic
7 years ago

Can’t hear you clearly, the line is fuzzy.

hex
hex
6 years ago

This is a common mistake. Being a programmer I pound out at least 100 “public [foo]” declarations, of which I’ve gotten typos akin to this.

ChertseyGirl
ChertseyGirl
6 years ago

*cough cough* *gag*

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