Tenderized by hand

Tenderized by hand

posted on 28 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Free meal if you can snatch this pebble from my hand…

Photo courtesy of Antoine Bercovici.
Menu from Three Gorges Project Hotel. 

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Warning: steak may give you a roundhouse kick to the face.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Must be a gorgeous hotel

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The entree is Buffalo Wing Chun.

James
James
7 years ago

The key ingredient of a knuckle sandwich.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Accidentally, Chef’s name is Bruce Lee.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Kung Fu steak = eat uncut steak using chopsticks only.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This must be the ‘intense meat” that the shoe thingy needs to be kept away from.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

♫ They were frying them up. They were chopping them down… ♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Ya gotta be tough living in the Project….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Kick-ass meat!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Every chef likes Kung Fu fighting. Their woks are fast as lightning.

PeeBee
PeeBee
7 years ago

Everybody was Kung-Fu Dining…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If you can’t afford steak, try the karate chops.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Oh, come on! I came all the way to China to find Kung Fu Panda, and all you can manage is to find me a steak?!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

If you want kosher, try the Jew-Jitsu Deli across the street.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Also available: Wang Mi-steak

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Waiter, could you kung fu … I mean come for a minute?.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Hey, great idea! A new way to beat my meat!

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Hi! I’m Kwai Cheng Caine. I’ll be your server for this evening.

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

“Master, are all creatures at one with nature”?
“Yes grasshopper, except the cow”.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

RIP. The disappearance of Kung Fu Panda was finally solved.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Warning, the other Project Hotels are NOT gorges.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Steak found hanging in closet.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Thanks, but I’ll just have the Knuckle Sandwich.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

I’ve recently seen commercials for Pepto-Bismol about “food fighting back”, but really!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

So good it’ll make you go ‘HOOOOOOO-ooooOOOO-WA-aaaaah-aaaaaHHHHHHHH!!!”

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

gorge yourself at the Three Gorges

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

DON’T ASK FOR CHOPS!!!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

What kung fu dat?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Frank: Thanks — somebody had to say it. Gotta be a safer way to raise the dead.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

In China steak eats you.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Everybody was kung-fu cooking
Those chefs were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit hungering
But they grilled with expert timing

There was funky Braised Chin and little Salted Chung
He said here comes the big beef, lets get it on
We took a bow and had a seat, started swinging some chopsticks
The sudden motion made me choke now we’re into a brand new trip

Shintarou
Shintarou
7 years ago

Chie Satonaka’s favourite!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Actually it was for Tums, and there was a giant fighting taco. And people think Japanese commercials are weird.

tn
tn
6 years ago

Try the lamp chops

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

Guess like TUMS won’t help at all this time…

Lucano
Lucano
6 years ago

you must master the art of steak fu

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