Three texts cure/many privates

Three texts cure/many privates

posted on 21 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Michael.
Found at restaurant in Shanghai. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Butter many privates and then swallow the idea powder. Sounds like a great Saturday night!

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Well butter mine

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Can I have Lone Star State fried rice?

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

The privates of many nations … and rice

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I have an idea: Coke!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Live to fry. Fry to live.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Now that we’re here Bonaparte, you got any idea powder that will get us OUT of Russia?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I don’t think the cure did much for the thin cow.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Waiter! That writing desk just swallowed my fish!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@jjhitt: Wait till you see its privates. 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Three text cure: Crack Cocaine Horse

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Only three texts? Then why am I taking all these antibiotics? Honey, send me three SMS, then come over here!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

And this is the fourth text cure.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

FBI – Fish Bureau Ideas

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

What the f—?

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

And now to conclude our Bible study, the thin cow will choose three texts: the one about the dever, the one about the boils, and the one about the flies.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Napoleon fries the idea powder. Now we know what he ate for petit dejeuner during all those years on St. Helena.

James
James
7 years ago

State fried rice, with a side plate of the people’s prawn crackers.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

I would only order the fried rice of Indonesia because it is the only dish that I could comprehend.

mr waldo
mr waldo
7 years ago

‘Nepoleon! That idea powder ready yet?’ ‘Oui, Chef!’

pasdrole
pasdrole
7 years ago

France, many privates…nuff said!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Fish Ideas: that’s a deep subject.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The cow is thin from providing the cream to butter all those privates.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

As seen in ‘Privates of the Caribbean”

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Thousand enrich the special features…. Some director finally
gave all those film extras their a chance to be interviewed for the DVD.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Three texts cure/many privates?
I guess you can ‘sext’ with the waitress here.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

Get the butter.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Frying beef rice, it’s the story of my life.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@WorrierPrincess: Last tango in Shanghai.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Translated by a senior officer at Google translate. Enjoy your idea text in private with powder.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The General butters many Privates and tells them they butter not tell anyone.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

The FBI is a crack whore. Who knew?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Elan Sel’Sabagno: “You wanna buy some idea powder?”
Obi-Wan: “You don’t want to sell me idea powder.”
Elan Sel’Sabagno: “I don’t wanna sell you idea powder.”
Obi-Wan: “You want to go home and rethink your life.”
Elan Sel’Sabagno: “I wanna go home and rethink my life.”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Fried rice – Texas style!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Shouldn’t the 3rd one say “French many privates”?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Read War and Peace, In Search of Lost Time and Atlas Shrugged and call me in the morning.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

You should see our degustation menu.

Aeonium88
Aeonium88
7 years ago

Amelican texting for idea powder: No transrate, having peeksha menu significant!

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
7 years ago

Three texts and many privates… I think Anthony Weiner had a hand in this.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I heard of a nun who ordered the Many privates.
She went stalk staring crazy.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I also know why the tin cow wears a bell.

Because its horns don’t work.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Mc Fu–aulds Menu

One French, one round the word, one doggy style.
Do you want fellatio with that?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If this means you are intending to tattoo the Three Texts on my privates….I invite you to just try.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you survive the first five tortures, of the three texts, and the many privates, at the discretion of the Emperor, the chief executioner will unleash the next eight upon you.

pasdrole
pasdrole
7 years ago

Paula Dean says try her new line of Chinese State-Sanctioned specialties! You’ll love the Bureau Country Chicken and Rice. Don’t miss out on delicious State Fried Rice, or the the Bureau’s Minced Meat Idea Power – It’s brain food!! Don’t forget, with all these recipes you’ll need plenty of butter!

Mike
Mike
7 years ago

Nepoleon lives the fried rice of Indionesa. Serve with privates.

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

in Engrish, Saving private Ryan becomes
Shaving Ryan’s privates.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Gives a whole new meaning to the term “Butterball.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Online-translated texts cure the whole Engrish Army!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Ready, Private?! BUTT-ER!!!
– Yessir! I’ll do my best, Sir!

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