Try these oyster crackers

Try these oyster crackers

posted on 2 Aug 2013 in Instructions

Oh, you’ll need chili for that stain…

Photo courtesy of Inge Pijl.
Make up kit from France. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Is it cancerous

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I always eat my make-up.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

It’s Amazing What Soup Can Do! (current Campbell’s slogan).

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

For when you really look good enough to eat.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Remove the makeup and feed your skin at the same time.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Hopefully, these make-up sticks are nontoxic.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hey, what’soup?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Cogito ergo soup

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Stay away from the lobster bisc.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

French fries. The Make-Up Sticks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Sunburn? No, it’s borscht.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Try duck soup. You’ll get some terrific laughs while washing off your make-up.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

After cleaning with soup, use makeup sticks to hide burns. Repeat.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@MICKEYGREENEYES: That one’s liable to leave Marx on your face. 😛

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Parafinium liquidium, Brute?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Maybe skunks are the new guinea pigs?

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Schminkstiften ?

That’s German for something else entirely !

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You might want to avoid using toilet soup.

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Waiter – there’s a fly in my soap!

Classic Steve
7 years ago

In Spain, I saw a cafe sign for “Could Soap” and “Sadwich.”

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

To save some money, can I just use ramen noodles?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

You only use soup if you speak Engrish.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Chuck. To paint one’s face with trouble? Das ist die Fragge.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@timmy. Depends on where you are rammen ’em.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

On second thoughts: Schminkstifte = paint crayon (literally)

Lipstick, or makeup-stick (perhaps).

RT
RT
7 years ago

get your facial and dinner at the same time! what a brilliant idea!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@jjhitt. Paraffinium solidus Surfer.

GwydionM
7 years ago

Try our soup. You couldn’t make it up

Flamingomoon
Flamingomoon
7 years ago

Step one. Apply Cream of Mushroom soup in an upward motion starting at the jaw line. Be sour to cover the hole visage. Step tow: Immerse face in biling water. Step tree: Make-up is gone!

Jewels
Jewels
7 years ago

Washes off easilywith water and soup….now to get the soup off your face… uhm, let’s see…..

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

@Marum:
I was thinking more along the lines of a make-up job which might “stiften deine schmink “

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

How do I wash of the Oui-Oui?

Susan
Susan
7 years ago

I never put Communis seed oil in my Schminksteften soup.

Jared
Jared
6 years ago

I’d be more worried about using actual ricin poison in the face paints.

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