When meat thread is just too big

When meat thread is just too big

posted on 6 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Snacks

Because genuine meat floss would be crazy…

Photo courtesy of Susan Bollinger.
Snack from China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It’s a good thing I don’t have any simulated meat, so I don’t need to floss it.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Looks a bit big to get through the teeth

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Meat stuff?

Jellychop
Jellychop
7 years ago

This must be that new cultured meat that grows in a petri dish.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

For those people who desire an instant sensation of meat chunks getting stuck between your teeth.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Simulate after every meal.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Simulated meat floss?? You must be crackers!

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

At last! A way to get those burger bits out of my molars.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Will there also be dairy floss for us kosher folks?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

And I thought bacon flavored toothpaste was crazy.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Hey, fuggedabout simulated floss. I got your real meat right here!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I prefer simulation of the lambs

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

“Where’s the Beef?” -Dave Thomas

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Mmm, they taste quasi good!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Don’t let your meat loaf.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Recommended by simulated dentists everywhere.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

When I meat her, she said she’ll come but she simulated it

Dude
Dude
7 years ago

Forget the dentist! I’m going to my local butcher for all my dental hygiene needs!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Prepare for the hot beef ejection.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
7 years ago

No wonder they have to simulate meat – after all natural meat in China was exploded.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Don’t be fooled. These biscuits are sprinkled with the usual, “Aji No Moto” simulated beef, or chicken powder. With about a trillion milligrams of salt per 100g of biscuit.

Just looking at them makes my arteries harden.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“Flossing your meat”, seems a tad perverted to me.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

And for dessert, there’s simulated candy floss!

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

And Meat Rope was already taken !

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

There was a coupon for it on the back of my imitation bacon mouthwash.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Too bad simulated meat floss can’t stimulate my appetite.

James
James
7 years ago

I can’t believe it’s not meat floss.

NoizeBomb
7 years ago

It complements the virtual red wine rope perfectly!

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

How about some actual vegetarian floss?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

I prefer my tendons real and natural.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

From the makers of the brand new Frankenburger…
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/05/the-330-000-fake-burger.html

coffeebot
coffeebot
7 years ago

from Bossy to flossy

HankW
HankW
7 years ago

Simulated meat floss is for removing tofu from your teeth.

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