When meat thread is just too big

It’s a good thing I don’t have any simulated meat, so I don’t need to floss it.

Looks a bit big to get through the teeth

Meat stuff?

This must be that new cultured meat that grows in a petri dish.

For those people who desire an instant sensation of meat chunks getting stuck between your teeth.

Simulate after every meal.

Simulated meat floss?? You must be crackers!

At last! A way to get those burger bits out of my molars.

Will there also be dairy floss for us kosher folks?

And I thought bacon flavored toothpaste was crazy.

Hey, fuggedabout simulated floss. I got your real meat right here!

I prefer simulation of the lambs

“Where’s the Beef?” -Dave Thomas

Mmm, they taste quasi good!

Don’t let your meat loaf.

Recommended by simulated dentists everywhere.

When I meat her, she said she’ll come but she simulated it

Forget the dentist! I’m going to my local butcher for all my dental hygiene needs!

Prepare for the hot beef ejection.

No wonder they have to simulate meat – after all natural meat in China was exploded.

Don’t be fooled. These biscuits are sprinkled with the usual, “Aji No Moto” simulated beef, or chicken powder. With about a trillion milligrams of salt per 100g of biscuit.

Just looking at them makes my arteries harden.

“Flossing your meat”, seems a tad perverted to me.

And for dessert, there’s simulated candy floss!

And Meat Rope was already taken !

There was a coupon for it on the back of my imitation bacon mouthwash.

Too bad simulated meat floss can’t stimulate my appetite.

I can’t believe it’s not meat floss.

It complements the virtual red wine rope perfectly!

How about some actual vegetarian floss?

I prefer my tendons real and natural.

From the makers of the brand new Frankenburger…
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/05/the-330-000-fake-burger.html

from Bossy to flossy

Simulated meat floss is for removing tofu from your teeth.