For the advanced erection

For the advanced erection

posted on 19 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

For the turgidly inclined.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
6 years ago

Sounds like a Power Rangers attack.

“Nanometer-silver cryptomorphic condom!!!!”
*huge explosion*

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I’m an XXL on the nano-scale.

JohnZ
JohnZ
6 years ago

If your girlfriend buys some nanometer condoms, you know she wants to tell you something about your body.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

The target group of this product are mathematics professors who are into refined bling-bling.

Conventi
Conventi
6 years ago

…as seen on Star Trek.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

This is the instruction manual for this product: http://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007%2FBFb0088669#page-1 (click the “Look Inside” button)

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The only condom with it’s own iPhone app.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

[DESTRUCT MECHANISM ARMED AND ACTIVATED]

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago
J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

The recommended tool for a level 1 diagnostic of the semen conduit…

Mick
Mick
6 years ago

The number 1 Condom for Autobots…

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

It’s not that I don’t love you, it’s just that sometimes my condom reboots.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Batteries not included.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

With those details, it’s only a condom? Maybe they couldn’t spell “prophylactic”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Nano is better!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Tales from the Cryptomorpic Condom: Dead and Scared Stiff
Rating: Illegal

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

*Cryptomorphic

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

Strange that they use math to keep from multiplying.

GwydionM
6 years ago

A unisex condom

GwydionM
6 years ago

For couples who like to do it back-to-back

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I usually ask a girl to take some Newton-meter Anamorphic Post-apocalyptic Anti-baby Pills

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

♪ ♫
And it’s nanometer silver lining
And away you go now baby
I see your sun is shining
But I wont make a fuss
Though it’s cryptomorphic. ♪ ♫

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@jjhitt : re your link..
Beaver arse milk ?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

@Chuck I think of it as a Feminine Spray On Bed Liner.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

This Condom Safe for Use Throughout the Galaxy.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Is it birth control, or zombie apocalypse ammo?

Ageless
Ageless
6 years ago

Decode this, NSA!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

GOD! It would have to be fifteen inches long to have all that written on it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You’ve heard of blowing your mind. This will blow your —- off.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

‘computer sex has never been safer’

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Bring out your inner hamster.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Chuck.
I would prefer not to know what I am eating.:(

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

How is that even Engrish???

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

If you got the lock, baby, I got the public/private key pair!

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Designed exclusively for US.
After all it does read ‘MM’, doesn’t it?

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

It works well with Microsoft.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

A “liquid condom”? Talk about getting your wick dipped.

Albert
Albert
6 years ago

Put one of those in your WiFi antenna and get rid of that pesky WPA encryption….Very useful to do Penetration Testing

timmm
timmm
6 years ago

“Sorry, my pu**y is not compatible!”

Enclave
6 years ago

Damn! The RSA encryption for my condom just morphed!

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