Gourmet security lights available

Gourmet security lights available

posted on 14 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

For a light meal…

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Spotted in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Lampe côtelette?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

A light meal with the taste of oui.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Warning: Disconnect power before chopping lamp.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Shines a light on what you’re eating

coffeebot
7 years ago

i’ll take a flashlight to go

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Comes with french flies

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter! My Lamp Ribs speaks English but my French Chop ignores it completely!

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Wait! Don’t bite into it. I think it’s still plugged in.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

LED = Lamp Emitting Diode

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Ummmmm…. Halogen!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

No you questions. French the lamp. Chop chop!

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

I heard the background music there is from The Shining…

GwydionM
7 years ago

Aladin Lives!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

All those little Lamps, sure light up the average Kiwi’s eyes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– What about the Lamp, Fawlty?
– Lamp’s off, sorry.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

For the Tokpisin speakers. The wife of one of the local village bigmen has a white baby. He calls in the local priest who is the only waitman within a day’s march. Bikman: “Olsem wanem meri bilong mi igat waitpela pikanini? The priest hoping a liklik sit bilong bulamakau will save him, walks to the window and beckons the bikman over. Minista: ‘Look at yonder field chief. GOD in his wisdom creates diversity. Even among all those white sheep, there are a few black ones.’ The bikman stands there deep in thought for a few minutes. Then he turns and… Read more »

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Contains vitamins niacin and iron, and 415volts.
DO NOT INSERT SMALL PARTS.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

So if you turn them into chops, it’s like “Silence of the Lamps”?

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

My favorite show in France: Lamp Chops sing-a-long.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

But I’m REALLY hungry tonight.
I think I’ll have the French Doors.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Waiter . . . could we just have 1000 pieces of tungsten filaments – for each, please?

Tim
Tim
7 years ago

I love lamp.

Sarah
Sarah
5 months ago

So this is how we administer uv light to kill covid19!

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