Gourmet security lights available

Gourmet security lights available

posted on 14 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

For a light meal…

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Spotted in China. 

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Droll not Troll

Lampe côtelette?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

A light meal with the taste of oui.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Warning: Disconnect power before chopping lamp.

algernon
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algernon

Shines a light on what you’re eating

coffeebot
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i’ll take a flashlight to go

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Comes with french flies

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! My Lamp Ribs speaks English but my French Chop ignores it completely!

MICKEYGREENEYES
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MICKEYGREENEYES

Wait! Don’t bite into it. I think it’s still plugged in.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

LED = Lamp Emitting Diode

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Ummmmm…. Halogen!

Sparky
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Sparky

No you questions. French the lamp. Chop chop!

J-Luke
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J-Luke

I heard the background music there is from The Shining…

GwydionM
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Aladin Lives!

Marum
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Marum

All those little Lamps, sure light up the average Kiwi’s eyes.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– What about the Lamp, Fawlty?
– Lamp’s off, sorry.

Marum
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Marum

For the Tokpisin speakers. The wife of one of the local village bigmen has a white baby. He calls in the local priest who is the only waitman within a day’s march. Bikman: “Olsem wanem meri bilong mi igat waitpela pikanini? The priest hoping a liklik sit bilong bulamakau will save him, walks to the window and beckons the bikman over. Minista: ‘Look at yonder field chief. GOD in his wisdom creates diversity. Even among all those white sheep, there are a few black ones.’ The bikman stands there deep in thought for a few minutes. Then he turns and… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

Contains vitamins niacin and iron, and 415volts.
DO NOT INSERT SMALL PARTS.

Lora
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Lora

So if you turn them into chops, it’s like “Silence of the Lamps”?

timmy
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timmy

My favorite show in France: Lamp Chops sing-a-long.

iLock
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iLock

But I’m REALLY hungry tonight.
I think I’ll have the French Doors.

Peter
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Peter

Waiter . . . could we just have 1000 pieces of tungsten filaments – for each, please?

Tim
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Tim

I love lamp.

Sarah
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Sarah

So this is how we administer uv light to kill covid19!

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