For a light meal…
Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Spotted in China.
A light meal with the taste of oui.
Warning: Disconnect power before chopping lamp.
Shines a light on what you’re eating
i’ll take a flashlight to go
Comes with french flies
– Waiter! My Lamp Ribs speaks English but my French Chop ignores it completely!
Wait! Don’t bite into it. I think it’s still plugged in.
LED = Lamp Emitting Diode
No you questions. French the lamp. Chop chop!
I heard the background music there is from The Shining…
All those little Lamps, sure light up the average Kiwi’s eyes.
– What about the Lamp, Fawlty?
– Lamp’s off, sorry.
For the Tokpisin speakers. The wife of one of the local village bigmen has a white baby. He calls in the local priest who is the only waitman within a day’s march. Bikman: “Olsem wanem meri bilong mi igat waitpela pikanini? The priest hoping a liklik sit bilong bulamakau will save him, walks to the window and beckons the bikman over. Minista: ‘Look at yonder field chief. GOD in his wisdom creates diversity. Even among all those white sheep, there are a few black ones.’ The bikman stands there deep in thought for a few minutes. Then he turns and… Read more »
Contains vitamins niacin and iron, and 415volts.
DO NOT INSERT SMALL PARTS.
So if you turn them into chops, it’s like “Silence of the Lamps”?
My favorite show in France: Lamp Chops sing-a-long.
But I’m REALLY hungry tonight.
I think I’ll have the French Doors.
Waiter . . . could we just have 1000 pieces of tungsten filaments – for each, please?
I love lamp.
So this is how we administer uv light to kill covid19!