I am sure that.

I am sure that.

posted on 10 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

That’s funny I just thought of.

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

please oven

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

best buy assured

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Fresh AND frozen?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Somehow, I don’t think you completely.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Green health? Is this a Vulcan supermarket?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– One eating. And two of that eatings, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Best before eating the

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

♪ Is this the real food?
Is this just fantasy? ♪

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

What is today’s date?
Actually, it’s a fig.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Available now in the COUNTRY OF ORIGIN section of your grocery store.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Found at a supermarket at Fukushima. guaranteed radiation free.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

“He must have died while dictating it.”
Although it doesn’t actually say “Aaaargh” at the end.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd: Fresh Icicles!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I hate it when I’m reading a sign and then suddenly.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Just when I thought it was safe, the

GwydionM
7 years ago

Eating is safe. Not eating can seriously damage your health.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

They just proved that drinking.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Naww, lead and asbestos are good for you!

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

for when speed dating doesn’t work

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

At least it wasn’t a man date.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Sex isn’t bad for you. Alimony is.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

As the prostitute said when one of her older customers died “on the job” as they say.

“I thought he was coming, but he was going.”

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Distribution date: two months ago.
Expiration date: yesterday.
Rest assured that eating

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

After the NATO conference we will all go and get peaced.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Is a “distribution date” an euphemism for a homosexual gangbang?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Distribution dating sites ensure that!

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Excuse me, Squire, but eating WHAT? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, grin, grin, wink, wink. Say no more! A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh, Squire? Whoa, eh? Who-oah, eh? Say no More!

NoizeBomb
7 years ago

If products pass distribution date, then the frozen foods start polluting the shop. Then the shop will explode the polluted chicken cubes, waking the sleeping grass.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

The concept of time is relative, and has no meaning to us. Health is green though

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

Turn stove to temperature.

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

I’m so glad it’s pollution free, for a minute there I.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ iLock: iCicles? 😉

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd: Fresh iCicles straight from my iCe cave!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Dat eating!

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