I hope it didn’t spread to my Sesame Chicken…

I hope it didn’t spread to my Sesame Chicken…

posted on 3 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Bethany Watson.
Found at Chinese restaurant in Wichita, KS. 

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Ben
Ben
7 years ago

As featured in the movie “Airplane”.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Salmon, salmonella, it’s all the same!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

It swims downstream.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Order this dish, and you are certain to get buried by a man toilet to external right side stairs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

How did they know the salmon’s name was Ella?

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

You know hospital food you can’t trust it.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Guaranteed to open the sluices at both ends

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

From Kung Pao to Kung Owww!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The only fish that tastes like under-cooked chicken.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Salmonella = female Salmon

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Twelve to twenty-four hours after finishing its journey down the Esophagus river, the salmonella fish will begin its journey back to the source.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

At least they’re honest

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter! Are you sure this came from a toilet bowl?

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Hmm! They also have the Bubonic Burger I’ve been hearing about.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter, I can’t see my Salmonella!
– It’s right there, Sir.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It’s the catch of the day- one that you really don’t want to catch.

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

Waiter, if I don’t die in 72 hours, I want my money back!!

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

The ones that ordered it will always be remembered by us.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

The name of the chef is Ebola.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Got anything Trojan?
– I’m sorry, Sir. May I recommend our Backdoor specialty? Straight to the end of the hallway, second door on the left. It’s called Toilet.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

While Sal Monella enjoyed great fame and popularity as an entertainer, very few restaurants named a dish after him, and those that did soon regretted it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Toto, I’ve a feeling we won’t be eating Chinese in Kansas anymore.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Have you caught any Salmon Ella?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– A Chickenella, Hamburgerella, Soupella, Crapella, Paella and Nutella, please.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@BFC

OK then. I’ll have ebola Pee Soup.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

This place is the best! Their common cold gazpacho has no equal. If you get injured, they got the first-AIDS kit ready, and there’s a live thrombosis trombone perfomance every day! The candidiasis dessert is wonderful too! Five stars!

GwydionM
7 years ago

Everybody loves Kung Pao Squid Fighting
Sweet sour and fast as lightning

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Salmon is food of the gods. Namely Mercury, the Roman god of speed. And if it’s salmonella fish, you’ll want to be just as fast getting to the bathroom.

statsman
statsman
7 years ago

Hele Soup Smell of Urine will disinfecting the salmonella.

NoizeBomb
7 years ago

Not to forget that they have E.Coli fruit salad too.

meria
7 years ago

I’ll never eat that fish,.
I guess it’s the printing company’s mistake and the staff .

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@DrLex: Nicely done! I can’t read that caption without hearing the voice of David Attenborough. 😀

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

@DnT: wow, my invisible {Attenborough-voice} tags worked!

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

I’ll have a big bowl of salamari instead, please.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

They really meant it . .. two thumbs UP for honesty ^_^

Unown
Unown
7 years ago

If mercury poisoning wasn’t bad enough…

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

later you can enjoy the sweet and sour vomits or the kung pow diarrhea our food will bring

Ann
Ann
7 years ago

Someone came back scared from a Truth in Advertising legal seminar.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock:

Would burnt food be Cinderella?

Weepingguitar
Weepingguitar
7 years ago

Not well known for it’s sushi

temp
temp
7 years ago

Salmonella? Salmon flavored Nutella?

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