I knew it was too good to be true…

I knew it was too good to be true…

posted on 23 Sep 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Arek Wdowiak.
Found in Shibuya, Tokyo.  

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

For sham ho

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Full price only

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

It says fake twice….so that means it’s double fake….
Which means it’s real!
Woo hoo! Sale!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Ahhh! Truth in advertising!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

What are they selling, female orgasms?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Today’s specials:
False eyelashes
Sham poo
Ventriloquist dummies

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The sale is on next week. If you ask about it then you’ll be told the same.

EngrishFan
EngrishFan
6 years ago

Ah, this must be the DFS sale!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

We’re knocking 20 percent off of all knock offs.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

It’s our 20% on sale. We usually add 25% on.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They have some unreal bargains!

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

In order to protect that man in the picture from repercussions, this site has made him unrecognizable…

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Must be a jewelery store.

Flanahan
Flanahan
6 years ago

Who knew there were Fakestinians in Tokyo?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Enhancement surgery done cheap! Buy one, get two.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Rest assured, we only sell genuine fakes.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

The store must be good. It received 10,000 likes on Fakebook.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

That’s O.K. I paid with fake money.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Beware of originals!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Fake off.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Are these original products?
– !! YES !!
– Are you sure?
– !! NO !!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

!! NO !! Can not shopping now

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Come in for our BOGO sale!
Buy one- get one (the one you bought)

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Stay for our percentage add-on sale!
Today, you not only get 10% off…
You get 10% of 10% off!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

What has that bloke got a pudding bowl on his head for?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Well, at least it’s not gay…

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

@Marum
He bought a hat that was advertised “Get 20% off!”, so they cut off the brim.

benny
benny
6 years ago

buy one at double the price and get one free!

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

Rolexes only $5.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Boat owners only.

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

On our fake sale, we have a special offer!

Squirrel shaped fish:
Was 140 yen.
Now 140 yen!

Save absolutely nothing!

Someone
Someone
6 years ago

Fake sale (is) fake.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

The only thing that’s not fake about this photo is that mans style.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– I’m sorry but I must return this jacket. The label says: ”Armani – Made in Italy”.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

WAS 100 Yen, NOW 165 Yen.
And I’m paying with two fake 100 Yen notes.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

That man looks like he’s ready to stripsearch…

Coincidentally, some lyrics to ‘Stripsearch’ by Faith No More:

♫ Stripped to the bone
I did no wrong
Truth is my name
Give yourself away
F for fake [4 times] ♫

NoveltyFishHead
NoveltyFishHead
6 years ago

Sadly the fake stuff is on sale.

coffeebot
6 years ago

It’s a trap!

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

to the person who said ” And I’m paying with two fake 100 Yen notes.” … they MUST be fake 100 Yen doesn’t come in notes only coins.

Naad Koper
Naad Koper
5 years ago

We sell genuine imitation lookalike stuff

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