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I knew it was too good to be true…
posted on 23 Sep 2013 in Signs
Photo courtesy of Arek Wdowiak.
Found in Shibuya, Tokyo.
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For sham ho
Full price only
It says fake twice….so that means it’s double fake….
Which means it’s real!
Woo hoo! Sale!
Ahhh! Truth in advertising!
What are they selling, female orgasms?
Today’s specials:
False eyelashes
Sham poo
Ventriloquist dummies
The sale is on next week. If you ask about it then you’ll be told the same.
Ah, this must be the DFS sale!
We’re knocking 20 percent off of all knock offs.
It’s our 20% on sale. We usually add 25% on.
They have some unreal bargains!
In order to protect that man in the picture from repercussions, this site has made him unrecognizable…
Must be a jewelery store.
Who knew there were Fakestinians in Tokyo?
Enhancement surgery done cheap! Buy one, get two.
Rest assured, we only sell genuine fakes.
The store must be good. It received 10,000 likes on Fakebook.
That’s O.K. I paid with fake money.
CAUTION: Beware of originals!
Fake off.
– Are these original products?
– !! YES !!
– Are you sure?
– !! NO !!
!! NO !! Can not shopping now
Come in for our BOGO sale!
Buy one- get one (the one you bought)
Stay for our percentage add-on sale!
Today, you not only get 10% off…
You get 10% of 10% off!
What has that bloke got a pudding bowl on his head for?
Well, at least it’s not gay…
@Marum
He bought a hat that was advertised “Get 20% off!”, so they cut off the brim.
buy one at double the price and get one free!
Rolexes only $5.
Boat owners only.
On our fake sale, we have a special offer!
Squirrel shaped fish:
Was 140 yen.
Now 140 yen!
Save absolutely nothing!
Fake sale (is) fake.
The only thing that’s not fake about this photo is that mans style.
– I’m sorry but I must return this jacket. The label says: ”Armani – Made in Italy”.
WAS 100 Yen, NOW 165 Yen.
And I’m paying with two fake 100 Yen notes.
That man looks like he’s ready to stripsearch…
Coincidentally, some lyrics to ‘Stripsearch’ by Faith No More:
♫ Stripped to the bone
I did no wrong
Truth is my name
Give yourself away
F for fake [4 times] ♫
Sadly the fake stuff is on sale.
It’s a trap!
to the person who said ” And I’m paying with two fake 100 Yen notes.” … they MUST be fake 100 Yen doesn’t come in notes only coins.
We sell genuine imitation lookalike stuff