I reed a lot

I reed a lot

posted on 18 Sep 2013 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

For the litetate crowd…

Fine print reads: “Surely grasping the spacing of the paragraph”
Photo courtesy of Donald Locke.
Found in Vung Tau, Vietnam.  

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

wordsmith

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Hindented

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Not so surely grasping grammar in general.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Grasp this!

Two spaces between the paragraph.

This is litetature for advanced readers.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Unfortunately the Engrish website comment system is illitetate, and it converted the double spaces to singles. My previous comment has been completely stripped of its essence.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

… when all you want is a little lite reading.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The Liberal Arts: History, Philosophy, Music, Paragraph Spacing…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I tawt I taw a litetat!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

I don’t need any spacing of paragraph. I just want the space on the seat behind her

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@DrLex: Good try, tough break. I recall from Engrishfunny that these comment boxes tend to delete excess spaces. These’s probably a way around it if one cares to study some HTML. 😉

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

You are sputid!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Me discourse you long time.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

My favourite author is Shakesbeer.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Surely poorly, we.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

She also believes in safery more than that other woman on the bike.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

She is taking “reading between the lines” a bit too literally.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Or should I say “litetally”?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Test In Peace

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter! I did not order ‘Pommes Titties’!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Reeding is fundermental.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Charlie don’t surf.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Still better than a prostitute

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Must be that Eingsh litetature patagraph

GwydionM
7 years ago

Litetature – all I read is tat!

And even with tat, I mostly grasp the spaces between the paragraphs.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

I read books that only have pictures.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Proud member of Vung Tau Epsilon.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Maybe it’s about kerning and supposed to be “ligature”?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

@DrLex – let’s try out non-breaking spaces…

1 2  3   4    5    and done.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Hey, it worked!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

@A Non-Y Mouse: just don’t try the blink tag. No good will come of it.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Alright! That is lite Ature. What is Heavy Ature?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Is this the local bike?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Girls!
Q. What is red, hot, and throbbing. and goes between your legs?

A. A Honda motor Scooter.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

“Music is the space between the notes.” — Claude Debussy
“Litetature is the space between the paragraphs.” — ?

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Obviously un-teadable.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@jjhitt.
Fo ten dorrar.

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

Hmm…I wonder if italics or bold will work?

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

Cool!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

(bold)WHAT(/bold)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

{bold}HMMM!{/bold}

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

(big) Don’t(/big)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

U

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Now let’s see if we can mess with the rest of the page and make it all italic (and possibly get banned, but hopefully just spur some code refinement.)

Italics start here

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Nope. They auto-closed the tag pair.

Okay, on to the next Engrish!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

My paragraphs are so spaced out man, mind feels blowin!

szk
szk
7 years ago

Surely grasping the spacing of the paragraph

szk
szk
7 years ago

Unfortunately the marquee tag does not work

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