i’m bubble tea

i’m bubble tea

posted on 11 Sep 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Do you kiss your mom with that straw?

Photo from Tr3v0r via Reddit (used with permission).
Found in Thailand.  

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Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Officer, I am telling you, that tea shop is a cover!!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

I’m a hot dog. You know the drill. 😈

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

The person who made this sign probably got the sack.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Starbucks any more.

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

– What’s that on your lips, son? Milk?
– Yes, mommy. I was just told to suck some balls through a little straw.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Does this come with the Happy Meal?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

No way! That’s the fastest spreading infection I’ve ever seen!

PeeBee
PeeBee
9 years ago

@jjtitt: No, but it does come with a happy ending.

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

[Vulgar entry deleted by moderator.]

algernon
algernon
9 years ago

What’s that on the rim

algernon
algernon
9 years ago

Blows me away

Sparky
Sparky
9 years ago

Because it makes me tingly all over.

coffeebot
9 years ago

I’m a foamy cup of cappuccino. Lick my rim.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Is that tapioca on your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

– Suck my balls, please.
– To go or public?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It sucks but it happy anyway

pasdrole
pasdrole
9 years ago

Suck it patron. You know you want these balls at the bottom. My jelly balls.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

@coffeebot: Your cup has a crack in it. 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Please rest assured that enjoying

Ben
Ben
9 years ago

Bubble Tea sounded like an interesting escort, but then “she” had a surprise.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

What do we learn from this sign? Obviously, the more balls in a cup of tea, the ruder it is.

J-Luke
J-Luke
9 years ago

After South Park, Chef has finally re-established himself…

Dervrak
Dervrak
9 years ago

Lol! Gotta admit, that’s the funniest one I’ve seen in a while….

Sparky
Sparky
9 years ago

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is…

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
9 years ago

Ewwww…. I found a hair in my cup.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

It is far better to eat clam and dribble, than to suck eggs and cackle.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Best one since Elmo’s entry under Adult Engrish. (Why isn’t THIS Adult Engrish?)

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

I’m Black Tea. Suck my ——–

Jill
Jill
9 years ago

I’m lady Grey Tea, suck my —-.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

Is it really Engrish if it’s deliberate?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
9 years ago

Technically I’d agree this would fit better in Adult Engrish or in the Brog as “Almost Engrish”…. but it’s also too damn funny not to be on the main page!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
9 years ago

It is best to cup the balls before sucking them, otherwise they spiill all over your face and things can get quite messy.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

This bubble tea shop is located at the Suck Ho Bldg

Jill
Jill
9 years ago

@Jay. Extremely vulgar entry. Deleted due to spontaneous combustion.

RT
RT
9 years ago

for Billy the Pearl Milk Tea, adjusting to his newfound job as a gigolo wasn’t all what it brewed up to be

NoizeBomb
9 years ago

Customer: I bought the wrong bubble tea@

Waiter: Well, suck it!

Kasumi Morauko
Kasumi Morauko
9 years ago

This was stolen from the webcomic “Kawii Not”-
http://www.kawaiinot.com/2008/06/02/bubble-tea/
Petty much all of them are like this…

timmy
timmy
9 years ago

I’m Boba Fet, …you know the rest.
I’m Bubba Gump,…..
I’m Bubby Brister…

Jøshua
Jøshua
9 years ago

1.Why are you going to Thailand, for work?
2. *Don’t say for sex, don’t say for sex*….No not work
1. To see the temples?
2. *Don’t say for sex, don’t say for sex!* ummm no.
1. Then for the food?
2. ummm… to suck balls…..DOH!

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

I’m bubble tea. Chicks dig me for my subtle approach and genteel charm.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

That’s why he’s at the bottom of society.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I’m Transgender Tea… there’s a Margaritta inside me trying to get out.

timmy
timmy
9 years ago

I’m a little teapot short and stout, this is my handle and THIS is my spout!

Amanda
Amanda
9 years ago

Tunic length tshirt idea

Amanda
Amanda
9 years ago

But seriously. Get this on a tshirt ASAP for me. Pinning to Pinterest under “List of Demands”

Amanda
Amanda
9 years ago

Where’s my option to Pin?

Amanda
Amanda
9 years ago

squinty eyes

Hb
Hb
9 years ago

Official drink of the Tea Party.

Jewels
Jewels
9 years ago

@sevety2rd: Typo – you meant “To go or pubic phone”, right?

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Uh-Oh… The snails are coming!

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