Ma’am, he can’t be here if he’s teething

Ma’am, he can’t be here if he’s teething

posted on 13 Sep 2013 in Signs

The whole airport doesn’t suck – just that room…

Photo courtesy of Charlotte Cundy Nakamoto.
Spotted in Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Sucking what

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Would you like milk with that

Mick
Mick
7 years ago

You could suck up for anything in that room.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Spotted in an airport in Transylvania.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Please bring your own vacuum cleaner.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Is that the room for bubble tea?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I’ve seen some terrible rooms, but this one would take some beating!

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

If you suck, please go into that room. You are welcome.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The blowing room is on the plane, where you join the Mile High Club.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

What really worries me is that the ostomy support room is next to the sucking room.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The only room with its own event horizon.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Usually they do that in the toilet

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I was trying to get support for my osutomeito and this place just sort of pulled me in.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

“Sir, no perving into the sucking room”
“But I’m just observing…I’m in the right room aren’t I?’

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

“Help me, I need support!”
“Is your name Osutomeito?”
“Ahh…no..!?”
“Well sorry we can’t help you then, can’t you read!”

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

I think there’s a leak in the ceiling of the observation room.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It sucks but it still sucks

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I’d rather go to the drinking room.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Drop your bags off in the Osutomeito room before going to the sucking room.

GwydionM
7 years ago

Suckers only

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Suck my urine soup!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

What size are her teets?

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Can I get another room please?
This room sucks!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

“Hi. My name is Bob. And I’ve been osutomeito-free for one hundred sixteen days.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

We just had our elections. In Qld. 82 Ozutomeitos stood for the senate.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

If that baby bottle on the sign is accurate, the guy “observing” woman nursing their infants in for one heck of a disappointment! 😉

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

Please say hello to Keanu reeves and Ncolas Cage for me while you’re in there.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

(Can somebody tell me what osutomeito is? I tried googling it and all I can figure out is that there’s some kind of special-needs bathroom setup involving a weird sink and hoses.)

sarah
sarah
7 years ago

@ A Non-Y Mouse
I think they mean a room for people who have had ostomys. That would be people who have had the lower part of the bowel, or their bladder removed. It is odd to have a room just for them, they usually do just fine in ordinary toilets, though some things are easier if they use the handicap equipped stall.

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

I wanted to know what ‘osutomeito’ was so i googled it. I still have no idea what or who it is but engrish is it’s first language.

http://www3.city.kurume.fukuoka.jp.e.ax.hp.transer.com/shisei/09_5_1/topix/07.htm

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

Special features of osutomeito include: Doorway of sliding door that the use with wheelchair is easy and restroom for person with a physical disability with handrail and restrooms multifunctional around public accommodation including thing possessing cot increase. There is “restroom for osutomeito” in increasing restroom recently in this. Because of diseases of rectum and bladder, “osutomeito” means person who constructed artificial excretion mouth to the abdomen by operation. Because osutomeito feels defecation desire and feeling like to urine and cannot endure, we attach bag to save flight and urine to the abdomen. Excrement works for a certain period of time… Read more »

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

I’m more concerned about the fact that the toilet seems to be a wheelchair.

NixtheLatter
NixtheLatter
6 years ago

I wish I had a “sucking room”!

DaMasterVader
DaMasterVader
5 years ago

YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME

Parsa Khani
5 years ago

Would you like some white sauce with that?

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