My very own!

My very own!

posted on 24 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of ลูคัส พินเดล.
Menu from China. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

This is the one I had removed

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– How did you like your head, Sir?
– It’s a bit hard. To concentrate. And. Speak.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

This must be a head Sgt. Gunnery Hartman has unscrewed off a private’s body. And we all know what he did next.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

In communist China, having your own private head is a privilege.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter! What is my head doing in my bowel?!
– It needs a bit of privacy, Sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Hey, this is a R.I.P off!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: He speaks English

emily
emily
7 years ago

We specialize in selling private parts. Do ask our waitresses for them …….

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

Private head, report to corperel shoulders.

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

(Sorry, I meant Corporal)

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

The dish is shaped like a circular saw to facilitate decapitation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

In a private head, you’d think the user would remember to flush!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

*head asplodes*

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

I see some lieutenant wanted his head on a plate.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If you had a head that looks like this, you wouldn’t want to wear it in public.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Save Private Ryan, the mission ended in failure.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Sounds like a new recruit in the gay army!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Looks more like a xenomorph face hugger, but what do I know about fine dining.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Next rank up is Corporal Punishment.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

Never show your private head in pubic.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

I Clinton could have kept it private head, He would have avoided a Major scandal.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Now that’s a damn fine soldier, giving up his brain for the nourishment of his fellow troops.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

That pile of goo was my best friend’s face, but I remembered my culinary training and knew what to do.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Eat them up, yum!

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Looks like it came from a “head” in the naval sense. Which really should be private.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

A boy is born without a body, only a head. For his 18th birthday his father, takes him to a bar for a drink. The father orders his son a whiskey and when the boy drinks it, an arm pops out of his head. He drinks another shot and another arm pops out. After the next shot a torso pops out. After more shots, suddenly, he has a whole body. The boy runs out of the bar and gets hit by a truck, killing him instantly. A drunkard in the corner looks at the father and says, “He should have… Read more »

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

For those who want to get ahead in life. (Someone had to say it)

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

“Private Head” is better than what it was originally called…
Dick Head.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

I don’t know about a private head, but if you look at the bottom right of the entree I see what looks a little like a hidden face

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter! My head talks too much!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“Private head!” Certainly. I’m far too shy to get it publically

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@ a non Y mous.

The ultimate oxymoron is “Military Intelligence”.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

This is where Private Eyes come from.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I once read the tiny print on a package of bologna which detailed what went in it. I’ve spent the rest of my life trying to forget about all the bologna I’ve ever eaten.

tia
tia
7 years ago

I’ll take the john the baptist special please

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

That’s one way to get world peace. If the soldiers had to eat the people they killed they wouldn’t even think of fighting anymore.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

As seen in ”Privates of the Caribbean”

RT
RT
7 years ago

i give good head, but happy ending extra!
-waitress

NoizeBomb
7 years ago

The robots of head prepared this dish for you, customer. You are a very pleasant feeling.

coffeebot
7 years ago

This is your brain. This is your brain with chopped green onions and peppers. Any questions?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Social networks left insane amounts of raw ingredients for this.

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