No contenting!

No contenting!

posted on 30 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Then you will content

Photo courtesy of Clark from Shanghai.

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I have a complaint: your bamboo ocean is not comfortable to swim in.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

We are discontentaholics. Please keep pouring your sweet dark dissatisfaction onto us in endless amounts. We will do anything to displease you!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

You Must Be Poured! Please.

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

I think I’ll look around for another blood bank, thank you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Be aloud!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Incontinence, however, must be poured out in a more appropriate place.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Now is the pouring of our discontenting
Made glorious summing by this sign of Nanshan.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Like a bucket over you

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Or pooped out if you prefer.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Man, this is annoying! I can’t go to the beach any more without having to swim in a f—-ing bamboo ocean.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Discount tenting isn’t much use when it’s pouring.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I am discontenting. I went fishing in your bamboo ocean and all I caught was a panda. How the f*** do I fit that in the frying pan??

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

What, I have to make a phone call to urinate?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Now is the winter of our discontenting
Made glorious summer by this sun of Shanghai
And all the clouds that poured upon our house
In the deep bosom of the bamboo ocean buried.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Nice to meet you, Bamboo Ocean. I’m a Fish In-Continent.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

I have never met one person that feels content with swimming in bamboo ocean.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Discontinenting bamboo or incontinenting ocean?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

WARNING — Fish And Crab from the Bamboo Ocean contain unsafe levels of discontent and are unfit for human consumption.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Warning: This pourn site contains adult discontenting.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Bamboo Ocean?! Bamboozling!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Once I was riched, now I am poured.

Ageless
Ageless
7 years ago

At least they said please.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

‘Tis the pouring of my discontent.

GwydionM
7 years ago

Make us complaints. We will be stirred but not shaken.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Hey, I caught Winnie the Bamboo!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

This is the decanter of our discontent…

Sam
Sam
7 years ago

I think this is very nice use of the language. It makes perfect sense to me.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If you don’t like our bamboo ocean, you can….
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…leave.

Tobias
Tobias
4 years ago

In German: “das Herz aussch├╝tten…” (“pour out the heart..”)

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