No contenting!

No contenting!

posted on 30 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Then you will content

Photo courtesy of Clark from Shanghai.

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DrLex
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DrLex

I have a complaint: your bamboo ocean is not comfortable to swim in.

DrLex
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DrLex

We are discontentaholics. Please keep pouring your sweet dark dissatisfaction onto us in endless amounts. We will do anything to displease you!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

You Must Be Poured! Please.

timmy
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timmy

I think I’ll look around for another blood bank, thank you.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Be aloud!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Incontinence, however, must be poured out in a more appropriate place.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Now is the pouring of our discontenting
Made glorious summing by this sign of Nanshan.

algernon
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algernon

Like a bucket over you

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Or pooped out if you prefer.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Man, this is annoying! I can’t go to the beach any more without having to swim in a f—-ing bamboo ocean.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Discount tenting isn’t much use when it’s pouring.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I am discontenting. I went fishing in your bamboo ocean and all I caught was a panda. How the f*** do I fit that in the frying pan??

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

What, I have to make a phone call to urinate?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Now is the winter of our discontenting
Made glorious summer by this sun of Shanghai
And all the clouds that poured upon our house
In the deep bosom of the bamboo ocean buried.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Nice to meet you, Bamboo Ocean. I’m a Fish In-Continent.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I have never met one person that feels content with swimming in bamboo ocean.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Discontinenting bamboo or incontinenting ocean?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

WARNING — Fish And Crab from the Bamboo Ocean contain unsafe levels of discontent and are unfit for human consumption.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Warning: This pourn site contains adult discontenting.

iLock
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iLock

Bamboo Ocean?! Bamboozling!

Sparky
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Sparky

Once I was riched, now I am poured.

Ageless
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Ageless

At least they said please.

Chuck
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Chuck

‘Tis the pouring of my discontent.

GwydionM
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Make us complaints. We will be stirred but not shaken.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Hey, I caught Winnie the Bamboo!

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

This is the decanter of our discontent…

Sam
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Sam

I think this is very nice use of the language. It makes perfect sense to me.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you don’t like our bamboo ocean, you can….
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…leave.

Tobias
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Tobias

In German: “das Herz aussch├╝tten…” (“pour out the heart..”)

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