Only one

Only e,s

Welcome to Paris, TX. Ya,ll.

My mom went to Paris and all she bought me was this lousy t-shirt

Yes, one Paris Hilton is more than enough

And so many french flies!

This is what happens when the t-shirt printer gets plastered.

Fortunately, there’s one Okinawa in the world as well.

Paris City Limits (Really)

I’ve been invited to Paris. I got a French letter with “come” in it.

If it were up to the Chinese, they would copy Paris like they did with Hallstatt. And then this T-shirt would become obsolete.

Accept no imitation,s.

I,m, like, in a comma.

Maybe they mean Paris, TX

Are you in Seine?

In Seine in the membreine.

“There can be only one, Highlander!”

In Okinawa, apostrophes are particularly susceptible to small pockets of hypergravity.

Paris in the World: spin-off of Sex in the City.

NO THERE IS NO PARIS IN TEXAS OR KENTUCKY OR VIRGINIA OR NEW YORK!! LALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!

Is that an Australian apostrophe?

With condolences to Paris, Ontario, Canada as well.

Paris, Georgia
Paris, Maine
Town of Paris, New York
Paris, Tennessee
Paris, Virginia
New Paris, Indiana
New Paris, Ohio
New Paris, Pennsylvania
Paris, Arkansas
Paris, Dakota Territory
Paris, Idaho
Paris, Illinois
Paris, Kentucky
Paris, Michigan
Paris, Missouri
Paris, New York
Paris, Ohio
Paris, Pennsylvania
Paris, Tennessee
Paris, Texas
Paris, Grant County, Wisconsin
Paris, Kenosha County, Wisconsin
Paris Township, Michigan
South Paris, Maine
St. Paris, Ohio
West Paris, Maine

Also Ontario, Yukon, and Kiribati.

If you don’t get French letters with it, it is not authentic.

Mon Dieu.

There is only one iron in Okinawa.

Really?! So, Paris and the moon, which one is further?
OMG, are you stupid? Can you see Paris from Okinawa?!

The only Paris was a hoax. The Japanese lied to us this time.

@Marum: Obviously all those are a bunch of posers.

The t-shirt plans to destroy all but one. The first part is code for the details of it’s plan, clearly.

Par, is what I try for in gol,f it.

This T-Shirt,s Really City.

♫ We built thi,s really city
We built thi,s really city
We built thi,s really city
We built thi,s really city on lock and loll ♫

Hey, didn’t that McCloud guy live in in Paris in the Highlander TV show?

There can be only one!!!

I Go have to Paris always wanted!

This shirt is wrong. Paris isn’t in the world.