Produces brown mushroom cloud…

Brings a new meaning to breaking wind

Well fukushima

Scotty! More power!

Ooops… I think I just had a meltdown.

Wait until you see the fuel rod.

Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!

The major cause of atomic piles.

Now.. let me explain the concept of dirty bomb one more time to you..

Wow! And I’ve been using dynamite all these years.

If atomic enema does not help, try thermonuclear enema.

The worst part is the fallout.

This is not fusion technology. It is fissure technology.

Experience the fun of nuclear energy in your very own bathroom.

We’ll send in the nukes if the 7th Fleet fails.

Flush with heavy water then squeeze really, REALLY hard.

Comes in two flavors, Coffee and Berry Yum.

Enema -> Fungus -> Mushroom

Keep your friends close and your box of enema closed

AKA weirdly shaped paper planes.

The Burn Help on the above shelf will help after you applied the enema.

So mankind has found the way to cruise the heavens without a vehicle! Just stay away from the fumes and everything will be ok…

Didn’t know China had WMD (Weapons of Mass Defecation)

Who needs the red button when you can have the finger pull!?

If the first one doesn’t work, have another Manhattan and try again.

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Friends will think the sun shines out of your arse.

Made by ”Bombs ‘R ‘US”

I refuse to do anything with Chinese enema. Especially atomic.

Hang on… I think these are actually real!
http://www.catalog.md/drugs/atomic-enema.html

WARNING: Not for children under 3 years: Contains small atomic particles

I heard they’re trying to get Sam Jackson to reprise his Jules Winnfield role for a commercial.

Believe it or not, this product got glowing reviews.

Best before blowin’

Just remove your bikini. This won’t hurt atoll.

Works in conjunction with the deadly gasses.

One of its designers was inspired while working it out with slide rule.

Ever wondered if Uranium comes from Uranus?

Warning: Be sure to use a large toilet bowel.

Sittin’ on a cloud – Cloud Nine Megaton.

From the makers of “COLON-BLO”

Guaranteed to move your critical mass.

From the makers of Fusion Douche.

People talk about backyard nukes. Never heard of a backdoor nuke.

Recommended by the Six Million Dollar Man.

Most patients are immediately cured of their constipation the second they see the name of the product.

It’s an energy drink in reverse.

The expression “My bum burns” doesn’t even begin to describe this.

What’s the Bambi Enema for? My .270H&H will cure the problems of all deer.

The constipated physicist worked it with a slide rule.

The constipated physicist worked it out with a slide rule