Stesed hasma

Stesed hasma

posted on 6 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Because without the Pawpaw, it makes no senseā€¦

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Found in Beijing. Hasma is a Chinese dessert ingredient
made from dried fatty tissue found near the fallopian tubes of frogs.

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Pew! Paw! Paw! You have been stesed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Sir? Are you all right?

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Maybe they are talking about stressed Hamas.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I prefer it non-stesed, with a lot of Bznbzn

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Can you put this in a Froggy Bag for me?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– How would you like your Stesed Hasma, Sir?
– Powwww! Bang! Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni! Nu!

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Fruity

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

But fallopian tubes of frogs say ‘Libbit’, not ‘Pawpaw’

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

No, no, no, it’s spelled “HAZMAT”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Only the pawpaw? What did they do with the rest of the frog’s legleg?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Today I learned a new word I will never have any use for. Ever.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

You ordered the Fruit Surprise? Well…. Surprise!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The soup smells like urine, the main course was steamed crap, and now someone has sneezed hasma all over the desert.
Could be worse, we could have gone to McDonalds’s.

GwydionM
7 years ago

Ethel the Frog comments: “Kindly keep your pawpaws off of my fallopian tubes”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I always assumed a word salad wasn’t edible. This menu item hasn’t changed my opinion at all.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@GwydionM: Chef replies “Fat chance”.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Hmmm… slimy!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

I told my dog PawPaw not to mess with Hasma and he did it again.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Likely made with real Panda Panda Paw Paw.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
7 years ago

“stese: Italian: third-person singular past historic of stendere”

“stendere (transitive)
to stretch out (one’s arms etc)
to spread (a table etc)
to hang out (washing)
to roll out (pasta)
to floor (a person, with a blow)” (Wiktionary)

Don’t know which of these actions was done to the hasma, but thank you, I’ll pass.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

It’s an easy dessert to make when you run a cafeteria right next to a biology class.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Picking up paw-paws; put ’em in a basket.
Picking up paw-paws; put ’em in a basket.
Picking up paw-paws;put ’em in a basket.
Way down yonder in the paw-paw patch.

And I’m so stesed out now.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

You’d be stressed too, if you knew they were going to stick a Pawpaw up you.
Although it could be worse, it could be a Pineapple.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Any female frog would be somewhat stressed, if the chef was planning to cut your —- out.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I have just wasted 10 minutes looking up a word, of which I have had no need for some 69 years, and I am sure I will never use again.

At my age, those minutes are valuable

RT
RT
7 years ago

remind me never to let the new part-timer write the menu when he’s on schrooms

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

Kidding aside, I believe that’s supposed to be “Stewed Hasma with Papaya”.

pikapal
7 years ago

At least it’s not made of PawPaw Bears.

numagirl22
numagirl22
7 years ago

actually, a pawpaw is a fruit. it’s a real word. I have no excuse for the eating of frog’s reproductive tissues, however.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Did someone ejaculate on an overripe melon half…
Or is that stesed hams with pawpaw?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

*hasma

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