That’s what I heart.

That’s what I heart.

posted on 7 Sep 2013 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Tristan Brothers.
Imported from China. 

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algernon
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algernon

This thing is killing me

bipolar bear
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bipolar bear

“I pulled back on the coking handle and next thing I know my pacemaker goes berzerk, making this crazy clicking sound. In short, I want my money back.”

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Platoon, pull back to the station!
You heart me!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Click sound? I heart attack!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Pewpew!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If your heart makes a click sound, you know you’ve been coking too much.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If I learn how to shot, does that mean I already?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I heart it, liked it and added it on Facebook

SF
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SF

Si vis pacemaker para bellum

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Pull back to the station. This is how you train your gun on the target.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Clicking and shooting sounds without permission is prohibited

GwydionM
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If you shoot off your coking handle, a loud sound will surely be heart

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I don’t drink Coke. My gun has a beering handle.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

ARGH! My heard! I’ve been shooted.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

I heart coking.

Chuck
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Chuck

From an All Kinda training manual.

NoizeBomb
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Sounds like a police gun training manual. They better watch out for the coke dealers, or they will have to pull out to the station.

DrLex
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DrLex

How to shot:
1. Pour liquor into shot glass
2. Pull shot glass
3. Repeat steps 1-2 until a breaking glass sound is heart
4. Pull back to the station and wait until train conductor wakes you from drunken stupor.

Dude
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Dude

How do I shot pistol?

Sparky
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Sparky

Place firmly against head, pull trigger until hear click sound. Congratulations, you just shot your wad.

Classic Steve
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OK, so how do I shot web?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Whatever you do, do not ask these guys for a Coke.

Marum
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Marum

The item emits intense electromagnetic radiation.

The click sound is your pacemaker chucking it in.

RT
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RT

how to do drugs, as explained by charlie sheen

timmy
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timmy

Quit coking off! were puling back into the gas station and someone might see you! What is that clicking sound, are you shooting blanks again?

timmy
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timmy

Quit coking off! were puling back into the gas station and someone might see you! What is that clicking sound, are you shooting blanks again?

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

But is it web?

Tong
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Tong

When he was cocking me, I heard his heart click, and then BANG, he’s gong!

Mark
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Mark

How to NOT shot: put the gun down and pull back to the station!

pikapal
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A shot to the heart!

nlsoni
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nlsoni

….until a click sound is HEARD(not heart)

nlsoni
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nlsoni

..until_sound is heard

EffEff
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EffEff

Point and click.

Weepingguitar
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Weepingguitar

Make sure you practice at the shotting range

iLock
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iLock

Must heart guns.

Zanthra
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Zanthra

“Guns are dangerous, perhaps we should pay for a proper english translation.”
“Nah, they can figure it out by trial and error.”

Cecily
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Cecily

“Don’t come any closer, man! I’ve got a gun and I’m pulling back on the coking handle! You heart that click sound?…I SAID DON’T COME ANY CLOSER! I’VE GOT A GUN AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO PULL BACK TO THE STATION!”

divasky
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divasky

the shot heart around the world

Enclave
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Enclave

It pulls the cocking mechanism out of the basket!

Supremely Perfect
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Supremely Perfect

…next thing ya know, my heart is making click click click sounds! I had to pull to the hospital 2 times because my heart stopped 2 times! I need my money back

Supremely Perfect
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Supremely Perfect

…next thing ya know, my heart is making click click click sounds! I had to pull to the hospital 2 times because my heart stopped 2 times! I need my money back

Chuck Norris
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Choo Choo!

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