That’s what I heart.

That’s what I heart.

posted on 7 Sep 2013 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Tristan Brothers.
Imported from China. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

This thing is killing me

bipolar bear
bipolar bear
7 years ago

“I pulled back on the coking handle and next thing I know my pacemaker goes berzerk, making this crazy clicking sound. In short, I want my money back.”

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Platoon, pull back to the station!
You heart me!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Click sound? I heart attack!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Pewpew!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If your heart makes a click sound, you know you’ve been coking too much.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If I learn how to shot, does that mean I already?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I heart it, liked it and added it on Facebook

SF
SF
7 years ago

Si vis pacemaker para bellum

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Pull back to the station. This is how you train your gun on the target.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: Clicking and shooting sounds without permission is prohibited

GwydionM
7 years ago

If you shoot off your coking handle, a loud sound will surely be heart

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I don’t drink Coke. My gun has a beering handle.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

ARGH! My heard! I’ve been shooted.

PeeBee
PeeBee
7 years ago

I heart coking.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

From an All Kinda training manual.

NoizeBomb
7 years ago

Sounds like a police gun training manual. They better watch out for the coke dealers, or they will have to pull out to the station.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

How to shot:
1. Pour liquor into shot glass
2. Pull shot glass
3. Repeat steps 1-2 until a breaking glass sound is heart
4. Pull back to the station and wait until train conductor wakes you from drunken stupor.

Dude
Dude
7 years ago

How do I shot pistol?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Place firmly against head, pull trigger until hear click sound. Congratulations, you just shot your wad.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

OK, so how do I shot web?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Whatever you do, do not ask these guys for a Coke.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The item emits intense electromagnetic radiation.

The click sound is your pacemaker chucking it in.

RT
RT
7 years ago

how to do drugs, as explained by charlie sheen

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

Quit coking off! were puling back into the gas station and someone might see you! What is that clicking sound, are you shooting blanks again?

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

Quit coking off! were puling back into the gas station and someone might see you! What is that clicking sound, are you shooting blanks again?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

But is it web?

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

When he was cocking me, I heard his heart click, and then BANG, he’s gong!

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

How to NOT shot: put the gun down and pull back to the station!

pikapal
7 years ago

A shot to the heart!

nlsoni
nlsoni
7 years ago

….until a click sound is HEARD(not heart)

nlsoni
nlsoni
7 years ago

..until_sound is heard

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Point and click.

Weepingguitar
Weepingguitar
7 years ago

Make sure you practice at the shotting range

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Must heart guns.

Zanthra
Zanthra
7 years ago

“Guns are dangerous, perhaps we should pay for a proper english translation.”
“Nah, they can figure it out by trial and error.”

Cecily
Cecily
7 years ago

“Don’t come any closer, man! I’ve got a gun and I’m pulling back on the coking handle! You heart that click sound?…I SAID DON’T COME ANY CLOSER! I’VE GOT A GUN AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO PULL BACK TO THE STATION!”

divasky
divasky
6 years ago

the shot heart around the world

Enclave
Enclave
6 years ago

It pulls the cocking mechanism out of the basket!

Supremely Perfect
Supremely Perfect
6 years ago

…next thing ya know, my heart is making click click click sounds! I had to pull to the hospital 2 times because my heart stopped 2 times! I need my money back

Supremely Perfect
Supremely Perfect
6 years ago

…next thing ya know, my heart is making click click click sounds! I had to pull to the hospital 2 times because my heart stopped 2 times! I need my money back

Chuck Norris
6 years ago

Choo Choo!

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