The taste is divine!

Obviously not Buddhist then.

“He was fried before Pilate…”

We are so far beyond eleven different herbs and spices…

Waiter! My religion is half baked!

This restaurant found a new way to make a prophet, with a dish that’s messiah than others that come with a sauce.

Jesus does not need sauce! Sauce is blasphemy.

The problem with this place is that three days later you’re not hungry again.

One pepper. Seems like Jesus is only slightly spicy.

I’m pretty sure this isn’t kosher.

If you want something with sauce, order Flying Spaghetti Monster instead.

Served with unleavened bread and plenty of Buddha.

10 yuan reduction for members. Time to get baptized!

Jesus is back! And he’s delicious!

…. and before dessert, a selection of cheeses of Nazareth.

Jesus, that’s good!

I ordered a water with that, but it turned into wine.

Don’t get it with a side of fish and bread. You will be eating leftovers for days.

Sauce of Brian

Amen.

– Crucifixion, Sir?

Jesus Crisp.

Oh, I wanna be
Just as close as
The Holy Ghost is
And cook you grand
Without any known sauces…

Hey! Who says Communion can’t be a gourmet meal?

JESUS!

This my body,
This is my blood.

I am, because I am. Therefore I have no source.

Served at the end of Lent, at the Holy Trinity Restaurant.

Would you like a little scourging on the side, Sir.

After some research, I discovered that the Chinese is written wrong; it should be 蛏子皇, which is “razor clam”. But the Chinese is miswritten as 圣子皇 (sounds exactly the same) which is literally “holy son royal”, hence the mistranslation.

Brings new meaning to the term Jesus Crispies

Saying of Grace is not optional.

Cooked wafers without sauce don’t sound tasty to me.

Yes, but which god, that’s what scares me. I don’t want to end up with Anubis on my plate.

You Must Be Crucified!

Forget about the Son, what I really want to know is whether his Daughter has turned 18 yet.

“”Take this and eat it, for this is my body.”
“Judas! No dipping!”

With a side order of Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear.

The sauce would just hide the natural flavour.

Troubled by pesky Christians? We can economically stop that at the source.

Xi’an Noodle Shop

Flush twice later to avoid awkward resurrections.

But our deep-fried Buddha is to die for.

Did I tell you the one about the diner who passed his Lord in the woods?

Said the Christian in the middle, “I’m having a ball!”

For I am the life and the main course.

Geez . . . OMG !

That “light” above the Chinese characters…should I walk towards it?

Who left the tabernacle unlocked?

– Dad … !?!

He died for our sins and our hunger

The Chinese practice cannibalism.