This is where it all comes from

This is where it all comes from

posted on 8 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

We don’t outsauce…

Photo courtesy of Evan C. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Comes from the nuts

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

The reservoir is underneath

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

All your basis are belong to us.

Estragon
7 years ago

The legends were true!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Source of the lambs, please?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Source = little Sour

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

No. I’m married to her and she doesn’t look anything like that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Umami, where did I come from?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Blood – sauce of all troubles

bipolar bear
bipolar bear
7 years ago

This vat replenishes itself every 20 minutes from a pressurized vein of molton sauce deep within the earth’s crust.

coffeebot
7 years ago

Single Sauce for the global market

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

…and spring rolls come from a real spring.

coffeebot
7 years ago

Our Open Sauce allows the user/consumer access to codes/recipes

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

No worries . . . Authenticity guaranteed

NoizeBomb
7 years ago

Way better than the XO Estuary.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

There are a Chinese man and a Chinese woman working at a restaurant, fall in love and get married.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring, “My darling, I know you are very nervous and very frighten. “ I promise you, I will give you anything you want, I do anything you want … What you want?”
“I want 69 ” she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled and says, “You want … Sweet & Sour Pork?”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Goes well with the anonymous fried bits of things.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Our open source is Linux compatable

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The red (hat) version.

Rt
Rt
7 years ago

One does not simply order sweet and sour pork

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Ponce de León once mistook this for the steam table of youth.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Sourcery … makes eternal life, turns lead to gold.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Mmm… Stesed source!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

There lies around 50% of the Internet gentlemen…

CaucAsian
CaucAsian
7 years ago

Pray and take from this Source and you just might find yourself praying to the porcelain god…

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Stop hunger at the Source!

billy
billy
6 years ago

Red sauce or blue sauce?

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