What the hele…

What the hele…

posted on 2 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Ryan Gray.
Menu found in Shaanxi Province, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

What’s that smele?

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Our secret ingredient

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Could it be the prawns

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Man toilet buries you, urine soup smells you

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

And it tastes like sh…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

When you get the meal you’ll be really pissed off.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

It is our signature dish – our chef is always pissed.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Goes well with the Hulu bami smell of puke.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

After eating this, urine for a hele of a night.

PeeBee
PeeBee
7 years ago

That’s a long translation of “Pea Soup.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Waiter! My urine smells of soup!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Soup Off

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I can’t see many pees in there.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I guess some ingredients come from a certain pubic place

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

We apologise for the incontinence.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Never order cock-a-leekie soup in China.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Do you want it served in a toilet bowl or in a toilet bowel, Sir?

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

It’s what you get when you order Number One.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

You don’t have to get pissy about it.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Haha, “pee soup.”

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

I don’t even want to know what their brownies smell of.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

“May I suggest the Spilt Pee Soup, mon sewer ? ”

“Hele’s no !”

Garst
7 years ago

Not too much that waiter you pissed off can do to mess with this meal

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Well! I guess when the Chef is very busy, he has to go somewhere.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Q: I’ve got propane in my urethra. What can I do?

A: Cook rice.

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

If you think that’s bad, you should try the cream of mushroom!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hehehele!

meria
7 years ago

The soup is upside,you didn’t get it.
Hele is a kind of tool to make noodles,the soup mix with meat mushroom reddik egg tomato etc.
It’s very delicious.

Maria
Maria
7 years ago

Urine for a hele treat when you order this dish!

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

I want my money back Shrimp Dick!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Waiter, urine trouble now!

mbv
mbv
7 years ago

do not pee in the compote, cook washes the feet in it

Weepingguitar
Weepingguitar
7 years ago

So that’s how they made the soup.

Casey
Casey
6 years ago

Topped with a squirt of MAN-naise.

Enclave
6 years ago

Ahhhhhh! Smells like home!

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

The Dutch people in the Netherlands made this soup out of their own urine.

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