Did I mention warmth?

Did I mention warmth?

posted on 7 Oct 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Warmth is a warm wet feeling

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

“Close proximity to me, warm your…..” I’m getting hot just thinking about the possibilities!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Warm your well I’d rather not say

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Warning: product may suffer from spontaneous self-combustion.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Warmth is a warm. If you don’t believe me, you can shove your warm up your.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Obey the sign! We won’t give you another warming.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You can catch a cold, but can you catch a warm?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

It is impossible to play a game of Hot or Cold here.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Final transmission prior to heat shield failure.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

BTU allowance exceeded.

GwydionM
6 years ago

If I said you had a warm body, would you take it well away from me?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

and I thought this was a warning sign for Global Warming!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
6 years ago

It looks like Global Warming will be a lovely, joyful end of the humanity.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

No, I don’t feel all warm and fuzzy, so up your. pal.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

That is so Cool!

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

Warmth is a warm… Who would’ve guessed?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Thith really warmth my thoul.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Found on an Upper Mongolia travel brochure.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

I think the obsession with warmth is a concern.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Warming of the warmth is prohibited. You have been wormed!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Created by War Ming

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Peculiar Coffee: Served worm

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

It’s the surviving in a brutal winter storm mantra.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

1500 x1300mm….. I guess that must be the size of warmth… 😕

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Chinese warmth is 1500 x 1300mm small.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

1500x1300mm? Damn, I though 7.5x55mm Swiss was a hot round.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

‘Present your Eskimo card for 10% off’!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Redundancy is a redundantly redundant…redundantly yours.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

So basically what I’m saying is please keep your cold feet away from me, in this rectangular area over here.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Than you. But I would rather slip into something cool.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

1300X1500. Sorry Mai Ling. Your warmth is more than sufficiently wide, but barely half long enough. Though it would get us both warm trying, I imagine

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Warm, warm, warm, warm.
Warm, warm, warm, warm.
Wonderful warm, wonderful warm!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Use a word nine times, and it is yours for life.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Warm my what? My what?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Welcome to Dementia 101, Lecture 1.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

I think Webster’s definition is clearer.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Another Abe Simpson quote.

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

Warmth is life, warmth is everything. We are the Warmth. We are warm. We do not cool. Expect warmth.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

We warmed you about this!

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

I liked the part where it said “warmth.”

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

heating company or brothel?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s warmer than a fat guy’s furrery in here! I’m opening a window.

Strikhedonic
Strikhedonic
6 years ago

Warmth is certainly a concern when warmth is a close proximity to me.

Brian
Brian
6 years ago

“Hey get the hell away from me!”
“What? I’m just enjoying warmth”

Anton
Anton
6 years ago

It’s an electric blanket.

niye11
niye11
6 years ago

Copy those to Google Translate,choose from Chinese to English:温暖是爱,温暖是关心,温暖是热情周到.为了一切美好的东西,让我们大家共同努力,营造温馨,享受温暖。靠近我,温暖你.
It’s an electric blanket

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

♫ Warmth, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Concern, love and thoughtful
Uh-huh
Warmth, huh, yeah
What is it good for.Close proximity to me,
Say it again, y’all. ♫

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

Lets all work to make a warm? Wait.. is this supposed to be a new source of natural energy? People work out and we find a way to reuse the released heat/

El-Juan
6 years ago

Proximity to me, equals warm your…

Keyn
Keyn
6 years ago

You’re getting warmer…

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