Don’t get teste with me…

Don’t get teste with me…

posted on 27 Oct 2013 in Menus

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

A lovely white juice from this exotic plant.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

OMG, can’t we have any food or drink these days that doesn’t contain nuts? 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Tea-bagging at its finest.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Well, we know where they get the Kum.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

I am guessing, it must be that bubble tea from a few weeks ago – suck my balls.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

Shouldn’t that be ‘testis’?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Only one? I bet that hurt.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Kum here and teste me

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I don’t swing that way.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

A naked guy wraps himself up in syran wrap and walks into a psychiatrist office. He goes in to see the psychiatrist and The doctor says to him “I can clearly see you’re nuts.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

If you keep doing that to my lovely teste, I will kum in your quat tea.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Kumquat Marmelade – Citrus Japonica – Yum!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s a really lovely teste that can kum a quat. I don’t know any guy who can even manage a pint!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Waiter, there’s a hair in my tea.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I’m wary of Japanese drinks. I once bought a can of Soy Drink. When I opened the can, I thought: “Isn’t that tricky? The Nips have managed to get the Soy seeds to float on top.”

No O! The damn thing was packed solid with soy seeds.

So much for quenching one’s thirst.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I’ll have a double.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

My God . . . a half male fruit.
What happened to the other teste?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Kum Quat Tea.

The 63rd position in the Kama Sutra.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Speaking of testes. This bloke is visiting Spain. He sees on the menu of the Hotel Restaurant where he is staying – Spanish Sweetbreads. He thinks: “Why not?” and orders them. He gets these two huge things on a plate, that are absolutely delicious, and all he can eat. So too the next night, and the night after that. On the fourth night he orders the same. This time, he gets these two puny little things on the plate, that are barely a mouthful each. He quizzes the waiter about this. The waiter answers: ‘Eet is a veerrry sad day… Read more »

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

I got a lovely bunch of coconuts…

GwydionM
6 years ago

Unnatural fruits available on request

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

That’s just disgusting. Why would I want roasted rice in my green tea?!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

they are not tested on animals

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Freshly squeezed straight from the source!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

They’ve got serious balls to put this in the menu.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

At this time and age, some fruits just aren’t forbidden anymore.

Yu No Yoo
Yu No Yoo
6 years ago

Tea bags are fine; but the best restaurants use tea balls.

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

I’ll have the teste tea with extra kum, please.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Now I’m wondering about who that ‘natural fruit’ could be.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Bubble tea – you’re doing it wrong.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Quat or Squat ?

Michel
Michel
6 years ago

LGBT Premium Choice.

Enclave
Enclave
6 years ago

We call it “Cum-Twat” for short!

stellaxtine
5 years ago

Apparently nobody knows what a kumquat is…

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

For those times when you want to drink something with balls!

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