Easy choice – add much

Easy choice – add much

posted on 15 Oct 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Joachim Thys.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

And a sweet tasting girl she is too

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Girl juice add much (listening to) big

JohnZ
JohnZ
6 years ago

And now we know why they have so many single men who can’t find a girlfriend, though I don’t think collecting 15 元 for each one is worth it! Too much capitalism, China!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

5 yuan to listen to cola. 50 yuan to drink it.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

For 5 yuan extra, you are allowed to do the girl squeezing yourself.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

You have no idea how much corn liquor I can listen too.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Did I have breasts before I drank this stuff?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

No puberty for you, girl!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Buy two listening to Coca Cola, get drinking the Lady Gaga.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I’ll have the forever girl juice, with a pulse,

I’m not picky.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Recommended Menu:

1. Coca Cola (listening to)
2. Coke (snorting to)
3. Pulse (none)

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

That guy has no pulse. If only he had 15元 to spare…

Jay
Jay
6 years ago

Coke Adds Much!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

One pulse, please, and make it fast. I gotta run.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Does listening to CocaCola make your ears burp?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Add much, 1000calories per glass.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Honey, I solved your problem, it’s called forever girl juice, and it works much better than KY jelly!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Keep off the cokes and get a glory into juice

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Forever girl juice love you long time!

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Obviously this person only listens to pop.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

How about some Just For Tonight Girl Juice?

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

follow-up to Love Potion #9

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Forever girl juice: You will lick it

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

“Would you like a large Sprite, or an auditory one?”

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

l
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

If you combine the Red Bull with the Coke, you’ll be so hyper people will say ADD much? 🙂

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

I do whatever my Sprite tells me to do.

Maggots
Maggots
6 years ago

Currently listening to: Coca Cola

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Me: 1 + 1 = 3.
Him: Add much?

Classic Steve
6 years ago

What, they play commercial jingles as you drink?

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Nah, no thanks. Give me Eternal boy juice.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

I just came, to hear, the fizz

Christian
Christian
6 years ago

Chef’s special of the day:
Blueberry round bottle accompanied by muffin square plate.

But chef is rather sceptical when it comes to what would go with girl’s juice. Accoding to Hyacinth Bucket it would have to be served on Royal Doulton with handpainted periwinkles at one of her candlelight suppers…

pikapal
6 years ago

The Sprite must play “I like the Sprite in you.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I am a boy.
Therefore:
Girl juice for me.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

“forever” GIRL JUICE.

Sound awfully like a wife to me.

mike
mike
6 years ago

Choose coke, lose pulse.

Aram
Aram
6 years ago

Can I have your pulse? I can’t find mine. . .and a new pulse is cheap too.

Timo
Timo
6 years ago

Subtract much?

Casey83
Casey83
6 years ago

Is forever girl juice the same as lady of the evening juice?

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Dive me a fruit. Orange.

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

screwed that one up

NoveltyFishHead
NoveltyFishHead
6 years ago

The soda pop is a loud beverage.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Confusing much?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Yeah, I just want to hear the bubbles fizz thanks..

Enclave
6 years ago

I prefer the “pusle” … feels like being stroked!

Alice
Alice
5 years ago

Finally, a juice that makes you feel female forever.

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