Eat U hungry!

Eat U hungry!

posted on 19 Oct 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Christina Zhou.
Found at Boston Chinatown grocery store.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Hey U! I still No Hungry!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

You careful where you touch

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Looks armless to me

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

U touch my painful, I break U face!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

For some reason, I have an earworm of the computer from Portal, singing. 😉

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Wowzy, WTF?! Who dumped the green crab into the bow then? GOMB, U FUBAR!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

♫ Come on, come on, come on, come on
No touch me, baby
Can’t you see that I am still alive? ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– So, Mommy, whaddaya say?

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

If U touch your painful too much, you mighy end up with crabs (and not necessarily blue ones)…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Crabs by the boxful, the bagful, or the painful.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Thanks for the warning, but no need to be so crabby about it.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

And I guess that’s why they call it the blues (crabs).

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Was the price raised because they’re still alive? Just wonderin’.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– I’m sorry… For a moment I thought u r still dead.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Worst R.I.P.-off ever

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Dat’s right. You try eat us, we touch you REAL painful.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Nature, u crazy!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Dat’s right, bitches!!!

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

♫♫My, my, my, my claws will pinch you
So hard
Make you say, “Oh my lord!
Owie! You’re hurting me!
You gripped me
So painfully!”

It feels bad
When you reach on down
To grab a live shellfish from the C-town
And I squeeze
Too much
‘Cause I am the crab you
Can’t touch.

U can’t touch me!♫♫

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Hey, Joe !
Me touch you long time !

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

On a flight from Cairns in the old Electra/ Viscount days, a passenger gave one of the Hosties a package of seafood, to keep cold in the galley fridge, during the flight. Nearly 4 hours later, some 80miles out from Brissie, she announces over the blower: “Would the gentleman from Cairns, who gave me the crabs, please see me before he gets off the plane. In those days the Hostie used to stand at the curtain between first class and economy, saying: “I hope you had a nice flight.” This day she hid behind the curtain. Everyone was falling down… Read more »

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♪In Boston fair city,
where the girls are so pretty,
There lived a fair maiden,
Named Lee Guan Chou♪

♫And she wheeled her wheelbarrow,
Through the streets broad and narrow,
Cryin’; Blue crabs a snappin’,
Alive alive O’♫

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

On the runes, millennia old, was carved the warning.

In the restaurant in Chinatown mysterious, the Blue Crabs lie waiting.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Do not put small parts in container.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

In case of putting small parts in container – screaming may help.

Rotsa ruck.

Management.
Won hung lo restaurant.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Must be the Chinese version of The Little Mermaid:
“Then I stuff u with bread, it don’t hurt cause u dead, and u certainly lucky u areOOOOWWW!!!”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

CAUTION: We hate all of you! Police catch U!!!

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Looks like normal Bostonian peak to me.

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

dang second time this week I f’d it up.

Jim
Jim
6 years ago

Despite being Engrish, this is one of the most effective warnings in any language!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Violators of the no-touch policy will be very painful!

Mark Grocholski
Mark Grocholski
6 years ago

Attack its weak point for massive damage!

Enclave
Enclave
6 years ago

Reminds me of Iraq Lobster (youtube it)

Myself
4 years ago

Are U sure this wasn’t written by the average Youtube commenter, a majority of whom probably think “u” is the correct spelling of “you”?

Or maybe it was written by Justin Bieber, who recently had a hit song called “What Do U Mean” in which the replacement of the “you” with “U” appeared to be totally arbitrary?

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