Glad this didn’t get into the wrong hands…

Glad this didn’t get into the wrong hands…

posted on 22 Oct 2013 in Chinglish, Stationery

Photo courtesy of Elizabeth Shupe.
Stationery found in China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

D-uh!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

D-Dump kids first

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

This is just the bomb

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Also known as a bad hare day.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well its one way of getting rid of rabbits

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If there’s an invasion of rabbits with masters degrees we may need to do a lot of master baiting.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The mastermind behind the D-Day was Mr. Wabbit.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– What do you want for D-Day, sweetie?
– Umm… A bunny. And… um… like, some nuclear tactical weapons.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

It’s a rare species of Overlord rabbit, found only along the coast of Normandy.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

First 100 copies feature a signature by Eisenhower himself.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I never saw this in Band of Brothers. It must be historically inaccurate!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Bunny Hari – double agent.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Silly rabbit, that trick never works!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

It doesn’t take a military genius to see,
We’ll all be crispy critters after World War III!
There’s nowhere you can run to, there’s nowhere you can hide,
Once they drop the big one, WE ALL GET FRIED!!!

(Come on boys and girls, sing along with me now, okay?)

Happy D-Day! Happy D-Day to you!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

No dumb bunny could orchestrate the landing at Normandy!

(wait, this is from China? I figured it was from Japan.. It’s a Japanese pun- “rabbit” in Japanese is “usagi” and American soldiers are called usagis because they are USA GI’s.)

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

As seen in Saving Private Rabbit.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

We shall fight in the cabbages,
we shall fight in the flowerbeds,
we shall never surrender.

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

Little-known fact: After World War I, the Allies replaced pigeons with rabbits for messenger purposes.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Notepads for IHOP restaurants.

GwydionM
6 years ago

We will fight them with our bunnies – Churchill!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Secret manual from the Hare Force.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

The little-known sequel to Watership Down.

pikapal
6 years ago

This must be what the Secretary of War uses.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Wabbit season!
Duck season!
Wabbit season!
D-Day!

Brian gonigal
Brian gonigal
6 years ago

It was the largest *and* most adorable amphibious invasion in history!

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
6 years ago

Whatever you do, don’t make fun of General Eisenhower’s notebook.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Keep Calm
—–and—–
Carrot On

Someone
Someone
6 years ago

Silly rabbit, Trixs are for kids and wars are for adults.

coffeebot
6 years ago

Hidden in plain sight, part of the Turing Project to discover geniuses among students.

coffeebot
6 years ago

Also try the Norden capgun with bombsight.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

War is hell… and also really cute :3

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Houston we have a problem.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Following the failure of Operation MacGregor’s Garden, a key objective of Operation Overlord was the capture of the Carrotan Peninsula.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I find it strange, that children never seem to get as much fun out of Childhood, as adults do out of adultery. (unknown quote)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You can’t Beta Carrotene.

RT
RT
6 years ago

Michael bay’s clearly running out of movie ideas

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A bloke opens his fridge to find a rabbit inside.
He says to the Rabbit: “What are you doing in there?”
The Rabbit replies: ‘This is a Westinghouse isn’t it?’
B: “Yes.”
R: ‘Well. I’m westing.’

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Quick, quick, the rabbits IS coming, the rabbits IS coming!

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Code name: Professor Bunny

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

BIG
Memo-It
In case the Germans have a hard time reading it.

uncleray
uncleray
6 years ago

The inconspicuousness of this notebook is the sole reason why we won the second world war.

Kimchi
Kimchi
6 years ago

D-day is often used when talking about dating anniversaries….that’s what this calendar is for

Allen
Allen
5 years ago

When rabbits fought our wars…

asherrod
asherrod
5 years ago

In WW2 you know Adolf Hitler committed suicide right? But before he committed suicide he had rabbits committed suicide and he also asked the rabbits left to go to the surface and kill all the allies. Then he went in his room then had a beer with all the little rabbit generals.

Petey
Petey
5 years ago

The gay Navajo code talker didn’t last long.

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