Glorious lawn thanks you

Glorious lawn thanks you

posted on 14 Oct 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Clark S.
Found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Oh blessed grasses

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Amy Winehouse – Rehab

♫ They tried to keep me off the grasses
so they can get a glory into my sight ♫

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Keep off the grasses.
Go down into internet hole.
And get a glory into Engrish websight.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the keeping off the grasses.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Step One: We admitted we were a sign.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Getting your morning glory into sight could bring you a whole new set of problems, grasses or no grasses.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

♫ Mine eyes have seen the Glory of the Sign upon the Grass.
You’ve trampled on the seedlings and you better watch your ass. ♫

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Glory hole instruction book.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Keep off the grasses — and out of the twelve-step program.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Get off my lawn or I’ll get you in my sights and blow you to glory!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

The 13th step.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

My sight is short, I wear grasses but I never see the glory

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Ah, glory… *sights*

GwydionM
6 years ago

Glory stood on high, but not with this grass

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can I get a glory into this sign and Gloria into my sight?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

“Oh my darling. How I’ve missed you.” She said as she reloaded.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

I once got my glory into sight. It got me arrested for public indecency.

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

Glorious China needs glorious grass. They want to impress the Blitish with it!

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

I sat on my grasses and couldn’t see a thing until they were replaced.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

My friend was taken into glory by the state police when he accidentally stepped on the grasses.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

You mean gloriesses

TSCTH
TSCTH
6 years ago

Simplest religion on earth: Don’t touch that specific areas grass and eternal glory is yours.

El-Juan
6 years ago

For glory is to the man who won’t stepeth on their grasses.

mouse
mouse
5 years ago

“Please” would have been enough

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