Glorious lawn thanks you

Glorious lawn thanks you

posted on 14 Oct 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Clark S.
Found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Oh blessed grasses

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Amy Winehouse – Rehab

♫ They tried to keep me off the grasses
so they can get a glory into my sight ♫

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Keep off the grasses.
Go down into internet hole.
And get a glory into Engrish websight.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the keeping off the grasses.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Step One: We admitted we were a sign.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Getting your morning glory into sight could bring you a whole new set of problems, grasses or no grasses.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ Mine eyes have seen the Glory of the Sign upon the Grass.
You’ve trampled on the seedlings and you better watch your ass. ♫

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Glory hole instruction book.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Keep off the grasses — and out of the twelve-step program.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Get off my lawn or I’ll get you in my sights and blow you to glory!

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

The 13th step.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

My sight is short, I wear grasses but I never see the glory

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Ah, glory… *sights*

GwydionM
10 years ago

Glory stood on high, but not with this grass

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Can I get a glory into this sign and Gloria into my sight?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

“Oh my darling. How I’ve missed you.” She said as she reloaded.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
10 years ago

I once got my glory into sight. It got me arrested for public indecency.

NoizeBomb
10 years ago

Glorious China needs glorious grass. They want to impress the Blitish with it!

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

I sat on my grasses and couldn’t see a thing until they were replaced.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

My friend was taken into glory by the state police when he accidentally stepped on the grasses.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

You mean gloriesses

TSCTH
TSCTH
10 years ago

Simplest religion on earth: Don’t touch that specific areas grass and eternal glory is yours.

El-Juan
10 years ago

For glory is to the man who won’t stepeth on their grasses.

mouse
mouse
8 years ago

“Please” would have been enough

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