Hope it was a cold shower

Hope it was a cold shower

posted on 29 Oct 2013 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Steve.
Found in Taiwan (made in Japan). 

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

If you forget your morning shower, the lightning will strike you

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Your dirty mind appears to have a boner.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

When a golden shower wont do

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

You’re weight and fortune:
You weigh 0 KG dripping wet and you’re going to get some.
Weather: High probability of early morning dinosaurs.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

It’s the bone stuck out of my head that made me do it

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Cleanliness is next to Godzillaness.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Maximum capacity: three persons and a pony.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Sorry, pal. There are some things even Mr. Clean can’t do.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

If you’re a dirty orange, enjoying washing yourself with a nice white cucumber.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I’m so old, mine reads “clean my dirty body and dusty mind”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Dinosaurs had scales, but who knew that scales had dinosaurs?

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

I understand the dirty mind part, but how does one wake up in the morning with a dusty body?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

After I used this, I forgot who I am.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

What dinosaur can’t stay out of the rain?
A Stegosaurust

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

If God didn’t want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter.
Maybe that’s why T-Rex was always angry. …Just sayin’.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It was a dirty night, all right

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

On a scale of 0 to Morning Shower, how dirty was I last night?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Cleaning a dirty mind must not take very long when your brain’s the size of a walnut.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

I like Morning Musume. Doesn’t really help with the old dirty mind thing, though.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you have a dirty mind in the morning, your girlfriend will enjoy it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

My wife wanted a Porsche. I tried to talk her out of it.
She said: “OK. As long as whatever you buy does 0 – 100 in less than six seconds.”
So I bought her a set of metric bathroom scales.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Try our Jupiter Model bathroom shower. Comes complete with all fastenings, including lightning bolts.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Pure, unadulterated honesty in mint condition.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The dinosaurs died out, because they did not have dirty enough. minds.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A male dinosaur says to a female dinosaur: “How about a quickie?”

The female Dinosaur replies: “Sorry. I’m having my decades.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@BTU.
Yeah mate. I looked up Musume. I know what you mean. Morning fantasies indeed.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Lora. I have the typical male brain. It is the size of two walnuts. One is for sex. 90% of the other one is sport. The remaining 10% covers all that unnecessary crap, which interferes with one’s enjoyment of sex and sport, which tend to overlap anyhow.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I need a toothbrush, I have this femur stuck in my teef.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

A morning shower for your morning wood.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Let’s shower!
– No
– Let’s Dirty!
– Yess!

GwydionM
6 years ago

Dusty body, dirty mind – I should move out of this Pornography Museum

RT
RT
6 years ago

who knew that the best way for me to get rid of my morning wood was to watch my girlfriend step onto the scale in the morning? brilliant.

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Dating profile description: I’m as old as a dinosaur, have splotches and kind of big, I have lighting up my ass and my brain constantly makes me pop boners, and I sweat so much it pools around my feet. SIngle and looking to mingle.

Dervrak
Dervrak
6 years ago

So basically it’s saying get in the shower, scrub your body, and masturbate….

Hey at least they’re honest about what most people do in the shower, maybe too honest.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Nothing helps you start your day like a good brainwashing.

Enclave
Enclave
6 years ago

I have the wierdest boner right now…

Alice
Alice
5 years ago

Morning shower
You’ll be left with a wet feeling!

Myself
4 years ago

How’d this dinosaur get so dusty overnight?

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