I cuess I could…

Well we can’t upset the narrow puppies.

Do the puppies have brown noses.

The cuest sign ever

Just hush the puppie and flush the poopie

Dump puppies.

What will I do without my cope ration? I’m going MAD I tells ya!!

Get some wide kitties, they’re not easy to block. 😈

Puppies in the toilet? They must be POOdles.

Well I can tell you one thing. I’m not eating your puppies, no matter how much sauce you put on them.

Best to let sleeping dogs lie.

That’s what those puppy suppositories are for.

People used to put a dog into the septic system to get the bacterial action started, but normally they used a dead one.

Nothing worse than having to cough up a TP ball.

♫ Narrow puppies;
Na-na-na-narrow puppies;
Narrow puppies aren’t much fun….♫

In Ecuador you must be a qualified vet to get your plumber’s licence.

Ceci n’est pas une puppie.

Beware the dog log.

“Skinny Puppy” must have changed their name and gotten a new gig.

I think it’s time to bring the big dogs in.

I thought I heard strange sounds when I flushed the toilet…

When the toilet backs up be careful you don’t step in a poodle.

♫ Who let the dogs out? Flush! Flush! Flush! ♫

And no one wants to see a backed up dachshund.

“The toilet is clogged by puppies. No, don’t worry, we’re not going to ask you to stop throwing puppies in. Just don’t throw toilet paper in, okay?”

CAUTION: Please do not play dog in a bowel. Just Winnie the Poo.

– Mommy, it dogs!

I wouldn’t want to be the janitor who has to empty that bin every day.

Aww… Flushies!

If you don’t coperate, we’ll call the coppers!

– Look Ma, no puppies!

Don’t do it, you’ll pug the toilet.

This is the gountry on the Ecuator and named after the Ecuator. So just keep our fingers grossed and hope that their puppies will coperate.

I always wondered where hush puppies came from.

Who blocked the the dogs out?

Better hire Rover Rooter.

I like wide puppies!

They recycle used toilet paper!!!

too lazy to craft a one-liner, but here’s the one-worder: “cockapoo”

Call the plumber. I hear puppies gently barking.

Thanks for your copro ration.

Those poor puppies

If you block the puppies long enough, they won’t be narrow anymore.