I gotta get a new religion…

I gotta get a new religion…

posted on 1 Oct 2013 in Signs

Oh no, they just added breathing…

Photo courtesy of Prof. Spectre.
Found at Kumamoto Castle, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

All I need is the air to breathe and to love you!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

That’s why I’m a sign

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Dispenser with intravenous feeding kits available in the hallway.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Please do not feed the pillar.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

When a building gets too fat, drastic measures are called for.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
6 years ago

Who needs Jesus or Buddha when you can have Ana?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can I swimming?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Kumamoto Castle, White Castle… I get confused some times.
So, which way to King of Burger?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Your eating and drinking will be poured out to us, please.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I cried because I had no shoes.
Then they told me I couldn’t eat or drink and I got pissed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I’m from Japan, therefore I am prohibited.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Could I at least take a dump?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Hey, as long as I get a Big Mac and fries, nobody gets hurt. Okay?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

That’s me in the corner losin’ my religion.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Please not to feeding the Asian lady. Thank yourself.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Thanks, Obama!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I should have listened when My momma told me not to become a Scientologist.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Elevator strikes again

coffeebot
6 years ago

Please do not feed a humans

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I no can have cheezburger?

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

I am prohibited from living

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Pectolatara.

Anna Rexia?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You can pat the:
Kangaroos.
Wallaoos
potaroos, but not the;
Dangerous

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Oh! I get it!

It’s an Hospital.

The sign is: NIL BY MOUTH.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

And you will sit there until you have learned your lesson mister. Don’t give me that look!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sick building syndrome? I don’t think starving it will help.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy! I see dead people!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– O… Officer, I swear I only had a cheeseburger!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Sign at Castle Dracula: I am prohibited from sucking.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

No soup for you!

Classic Steve
6 years ago

I got rhythm. I got music. I got my girl. Who could ask for anything more?

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

But you can still poop and pee.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Is it just my imagination, or is the guy toking?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

“All you need is love! All you need is love!….. Love is all you need!” John Lennon

backinmyday
backinmyday
6 years ago

Do not feed the humans.

Jay
Jay
6 years ago

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Chewin’ up the scenery, drinkin’ my mind

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

And no TV!
You know what you did, no use sulking about it!

RT
RT
6 years ago

also, these are not the drones you are looking for.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Yes unfortunately I can’t eat Worm Bugers or drink from straws.

hupur
hupur
6 years ago

please!to help!

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

the international symbol for food is a hamburger and a drink that towers over it

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

So there’s no forced feeding?

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

Seeing a sign eat has disturbed way too many visitors.

bossorika
bossorika
6 years ago

chinese, english, korean… and simplified chinese?

3thNucrearSquadron
3thNucrearSquadron
6 years ago

I am prohibited from existing.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

This sign was seen in a temple of Breatharianism. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia)

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