I gotta get a new religion…

I gotta get a new religion…

posted on 1 Oct 2013 in Signs

Oh no, they just added breathing…

Photo courtesy of Prof. Spectre.
Found at Kumamoto Castle, Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

All I need is the air to breathe and to love you!

algernon
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algernon

That’s why I’m a sign

DrLex
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DrLex

Dispenser with intravenous feeding kits available in the hallway.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Please do not feed the pillar.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

When a building gets too fat, drastic measures are called for.

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

Who needs Jesus or Buddha when you can have Ana?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Can I swimming?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Kumamoto Castle, White Castle… I get confused some times.
So, which way to King of Burger?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Your eating and drinking will be poured out to us, please.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I cried because I had no shoes.
Then they told me I couldn’t eat or drink and I got pissed.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I’m from Japan, therefore I am prohibited.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Could I at least take a dump?

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Hey, as long as I get a Big Mac and fries, nobody gets hurt. Okay?

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

That’s me in the corner losin’ my religion.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Please not to feeding the Asian lady. Thank yourself.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Thanks, Obama!

timmy
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timmy

I should have listened when My momma told me not to become a Scientologist.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Elevator strikes again

coffeebot
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Please do not feed a humans

Sparky
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Sparky

I no can have cheezburger?

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

I am prohibited from living

Marum
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Marum

@Pectolatara.

Anna Rexia?

Marum
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Marum

You can pat the:
Kangaroos.
Wallaoos
potaroos, but not the;
Dangerous

Marum
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Marum

Oh! I get it!

It’s an Hospital.

The sign is: NIL BY MOUTH.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

And you will sit there until you have learned your lesson mister. Don’t give me that look!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Sick building syndrome? I don’t think starving it will help.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! I see dead people!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– O… Officer, I swear I only had a cheeseburger!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Sign at Castle Dracula: I am prohibited from sucking.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

No soup for you!

Classic Steve
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I got rhythm. I got music. I got my girl. Who could ask for anything more?

Peter
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Peter

But you can still poop and pee.

tadchem
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tadchem

Is it just my imagination, or is the guy toking?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

“All you need is love! All you need is love!….. Love is all you need!” John Lennon

backinmyday
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backinmyday

Do not feed the humans.

Jay
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Jay

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Chewin’ up the scenery, drinkin’ my mind

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

And no TV!
You know what you did, no use sulking about it!

RT
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RT

also, these are not the drones you are looking for.

iLock
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iLock

Yes unfortunately I can’t eat Worm Bugers or drink from straws.

hupur
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hupur

please!to help!

Jøshua
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Jøshua

the international symbol for food is a hamburger and a drink that towers over it

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

So there’s no forced feeding?

kioku
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kioku

Seeing a sign eat has disturbed way too many visitors.

bossorika
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bossorika

chinese, english, korean… and simplified chinese?

3thNucrearSquadron
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3thNucrearSquadron

I am prohibited from existing.

Myself
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Myself

This sign was seen in a temple of Breatharianism. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia)

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