Like nobody’s busimess!

Like nobody’s busimess!

posted on 5 Oct 2013 in Stationery

You won’t find a better vogue syncronous…

Photo courtesy of Rachael Miller. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

A little something for sugar daddy

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Numerous, syncronous, rarious… and untranslateous

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Is it also adenocarcinomatous, pseudoparenchymatous or at least monocotyledonous?

SF
SF
7 years ago

Packing instructions by the same author. Good luck.

GwydionM
7 years ago

low quality products for large businessmen to deeply suffer

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Good luck… deciphering these instructions!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Busimessman. That’s me when I’m wrapping gifts.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Applicability of low file product makes it ideal for pedicures.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Did you ever try to wrap a senior high school? Of course it’s expensive!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

“I’m gonna play my vogue synchronous!”
“What are ya gonna do?”
“I’m gonna play my vogue synchronous!”
“What are ya gonna do?”
“I’m gonna play my vogue synchronous!”
“What are ya gonna do?”
“I’m gonna play my vogue synchronous now!”

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

I’m stumped so going to pack it in.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Pack sand!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

The good luck the understanding.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy, why did you wrap a man into my present?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

The presence of low-life products in various high schools is ubiquitous

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

‘Twas rarious, and the species assorts did gyre and sufler in the wabe; all popular were the vogue syncronous, and the busimessman outgrabe.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

So…all of the cool kids go to rare, expensive schools with their books wrapped like gifts in order to please some fat busimess guy?
I can’t keep up with these crazy fads.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

@DnT: please do not attempt to gift wrap a frumious bandersnatch, let alone a jabberwock

Conventi
Conventi
7 years ago

Story of my life.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

And happy buminess to you too.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

A wonderful bird is the Synchronous,
As it leaps from bough to bough,
It makes its nest in the Rhubarb Tree,
And whistles like a cow.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I know what I’d like for Christmas.

Let’s see how you’d gift wrap that.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
7 years ago

“The species assorts with the popular vogue synchronous”
Proof that evolution is a lie

coffeebot
7 years ago

it’s sufler easy to use

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Welcome to our Synchronous/asynchronous Wraping Machine. This machine will have you completely wraped by Christmas continuing on into the new Year. We know you will be more than satisfied by our Wraping Machine. This machine come with variable size attachments to cater for the length of the wraping you require. For longer than normal requirements custom built wraping accessories are available. Delivery time is two weeks. This will give you time to prepare the site, for such a large wraping to occur. Remember to allow extra clearance to avoid injury to all involved. Custom size wraping accessories can cause injury… Read more »

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

NOTICE TO ALL PERSONNEL.
Do not synchronous the busy messman during tiffing, gabbywarble, or noggling time. He may become frunctious, and nibbynobble your wobbledingers.

(God! That sent my spelling checker into hysterics)

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I care about the planet. Do you have any low-sulphur small businessmen?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

‘GOOD LUCK’, trying to understand anything at all, sucka!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Just don’t pack the large businessman. Your paper reserves will sufler.

kioku
kioku
7 years ago

there are species of wrapping paper? Do you need to fill out papers in order to adopt one?

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Scientific Method required before use.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Engrish sure has its strange rariety of rocabulary.

glegolypeck
glegolypeck
6 years ago

I thought the vogue synchronous was extinct. Maybe it’s just endangered.

Engrish are fuunnii!
Engrish are fuunnii!
5 years ago

If the vogue syncronous goes to rarious senior high school, does that mean that the vogue syncronous is rarious? And if a large businessman likes it, does that mean that HE’S rarious, too? Or does he just go to rarious senior high school? This is a mystery in the making!

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