Like nobody’s busimess!

Like nobody’s busimess!

posted on 5 Oct 2013 in Stationery

You won’t find a better vogue syncronous…

Photo courtesy of Rachael Miller. 

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algernon
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algernon

A little something for sugar daddy

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Numerous, syncronous, rarious… and untranslateous

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Is it also adenocarcinomatous, pseudoparenchymatous or at least monocotyledonous?

SF
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SF

Packing instructions by the same author. Good luck.

GwydionM
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low quality products for large businessmen to deeply suffer

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Good luck… deciphering these instructions!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Busimessman. That’s me when I’m wrapping gifts.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Applicability of low file product makes it ideal for pedicures.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Did you ever try to wrap a senior high school? Of course it’s expensive!

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

“I’m gonna play my vogue synchronous!”
“What are ya gonna do?”
“I’m gonna play my vogue synchronous!”
“What are ya gonna do?”
“I’m gonna play my vogue synchronous!”
“What are ya gonna do?”
“I’m gonna play my vogue synchronous now!”

Sparky
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Sparky

I’m stumped so going to pack it in.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Pack sand!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The good luck the understanding.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, why did you wrap a man into my present?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The presence of low-life products in various high schools is ubiquitous

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

‘Twas rarious, and the species assorts did gyre and sufler in the wabe; all popular were the vogue syncronous, and the busimessman outgrabe.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

So…all of the cool kids go to rare, expensive schools with their books wrapped like gifts in order to please some fat busimess guy?
I can’t keep up with these crazy fads.

Ben
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Ben

@DnT: please do not attempt to gift wrap a frumious bandersnatch, let alone a jabberwock

Conventi
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Conventi

Story of my life.

Marum
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Marum

And happy buminess to you too.

Marum
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Marum

A wonderful bird is the Synchronous,
As it leaps from bough to bough,
It makes its nest in the Rhubarb Tree,
And whistles like a cow.

Marum
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Marum

I know what I’d like for Christmas.

Let’s see how you’d gift wrap that.

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

“The species assorts with the popular vogue synchronous”
Proof that evolution is a lie

coffeebot
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it’s sufler easy to use

Marum
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Marum

Welcome to our Synchronous/asynchronous Wraping Machine. This machine will have you completely wraped by Christmas continuing on into the new Year. We know you will be more than satisfied by our Wraping Machine. This machine come with variable size attachments to cater for the length of the wraping you require. For longer than normal requirements custom built wraping accessories are available. Delivery time is two weeks. This will give you time to prepare the site, for such a large wraping to occur. Remember to allow extra clearance to avoid injury to all involved. Custom size wraping accessories can cause injury… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

NOTICE TO ALL PERSONNEL.
Do not synchronous the busy messman during tiffing, gabbywarble, or noggling time. He may become frunctious, and nibbynobble your wobbledingers.

(God! That sent my spelling checker into hysterics)

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I care about the planet. Do you have any low-sulphur small businessmen?

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

‘GOOD LUCK’, trying to understand anything at all, sucka!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Just don’t pack the large businessman. Your paper reserves will sufler.

kioku
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kioku

there are species of wrapping paper? Do you need to fill out papers in order to adopt one?

davonblr
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davonblr

Scientific Method required before use.

Peter
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Peter

Engrish sure has its strange rariety of rocabulary.

glegolypeck
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glegolypeck

I thought the vogue synchronous was extinct. Maybe it’s just endangered.

Engrish are fuunnii!
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Engrish are fuunnii!

If the vogue syncronous goes to rarious senior high school, does that mean that the vogue syncronous is rarious? And if a large businessman likes it, does that mean that HE’S rarious, too? Or does he just go to rarious senior high school? This is a mystery in the making!

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