No full bottles

No full bottles

posted on 4 Oct 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Ridwan Rismanto.
Found in Japan. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

99 bottles of smork on the wall, 99 bottles of smork….

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

That is one bad-ass smoking Kanji.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Smoking on the left, smorking on the right, people with emptied bottles down on the floor.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

You better not smork around me or I’ll take out my empty bottle and it won’t be empty for long — if you catch my drift.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

All those years of No Smorking drove me to drink, and now that I finally found the right place my bottle has to be empty?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

♪ ♫ Another smork in the wall ♫

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

We finally get a hint what the mysterious act of smorking is about, it seems to involve empty bottles.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I think I’ve solved this.
While you’re smoking and have the urge to smork, take out your empty bottle to relieve yourself.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

… because smorking with your bottle left in would just be weird.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

When I have a drink I always want to smork.
Return your empties !

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

There is a strong correlation between smoking and smorking as published by the Japanese Journal of Medicine.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Please take out and display your empty bottle before smorking.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Its like snorking but mmmmmmuch more funner.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫ On top of old smorkey,
All covered in snow,
There I lost my Kimono,
By running too slow.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The yellow zone is for smorking and un-bottling. There is no smoking in the yellow zone.

Silly Uncle Willy
6 years ago

Even Smorky Beer is affected by the shutdown here in the Untitled Snakes of Amerrycow.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– SMOKING AREA (no smoking)
– SMORKING AREA (no empty bottle)
– AREA 51 (no smoking or empty bottle)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

*snores*

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Oh smicko

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Warning: The Surgeon General Has Determined that Smorking Is Dangerous to Your Empty Bottle.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Tried to look it up in my kanji dictionary, but I couldn’t find the 5-stroke “cigarette” radical.

plentyed samurice
plentyed samurice
6 years ago

kanji smork: ultra light and empty..

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

I’m getting too old to smork a whole bottle by myself.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Please take out your empty bottle, it’ll make an awesome bong

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Only Fulls The Bottles

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Do not marking a mistarking

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

Biff-san,

It’s #0405 in Jack Halpren’s “Kodansha Kanji Learner’s Dictionary” and #855 in “The New Nelson”…

It’s “KITSU (ingest) , KEKI. kis(suru) eat, drink, smoke; receive (a blow, etc.).
喫烟 = “kitsuen”, smoking 所=area, may be “so, sho” but I would think it was “ba”.

Anyway, a smorking kanji…!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

DISCONTENTING AREA: Your fool bottle be poured out to us, please

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Howard Hughes will not be pleased.

abnormal
abnormal
6 years ago

Smork and Mindy?

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