No full bottles

No full bottles

posted on 4 Oct 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Ridwan Rismanto.
Found in Japan. 

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jjhitt
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jjhitt

99 bottles of smork on the wall, 99 bottles of smork….

DrLex
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DrLex

That is one bad-ass smoking Kanji.

DrLex
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DrLex

Smoking on the left, smorking on the right, people with emptied bottles down on the floor.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

You better not smork around me or I’ll take out my empty bottle and it won’t be empty for long — if you catch my drift.

Ben
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Ben

All those years of No Smorking drove me to drink, and now that I finally found the right place my bottle has to be empty?!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

♪ ♫ Another smork in the wall ♫

DrLex
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DrLex

We finally get a hint what the mysterious act of smorking is about, it seems to involve empty bottles.

Sparky
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Sparky

I think I’ve solved this.
While you’re smoking and have the urge to smork, take out your empty bottle to relieve yourself.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

… because smorking with your bottle left in would just be weird.

Chuck
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Chuck

When I have a drink I always want to smork.
Return your empties !

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

There is a strong correlation between smoking and smorking as published by the Japanese Journal of Medicine.

GwydionM
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Please take out and display your empty bottle before smorking.

Marum
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Marum

Its like snorking but mmmmmmuch more funner.

Marum
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Marum

♫ On top of old smorkey,
All covered in snow,
There I lost my Kimono,
By running too slow.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The yellow zone is for smorking and un-bottling. There is no smoking in the yellow zone.

Silly Uncle Willy
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Even Smorky Beer is affected by the shutdown here in the Untitled Snakes of Amerrycow.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– SMOKING AREA (no smoking)
– SMORKING AREA (no empty bottle)
– AREA 51 (no smoking or empty bottle)

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

*snores*

algernon
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algernon

Oh smicko

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Warning: The Surgeon General Has Determined that Smorking Is Dangerous to Your Empty Bottle.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Tried to look it up in my kanji dictionary, but I couldn’t find the 5-stroke “cigarette” radical.

plentyed samurice
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plentyed samurice

kanji smork: ultra light and empty..

tadchem
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tadchem

I’m getting too old to smork a whole bottle by myself.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

Please take out your empty bottle, it’ll make an awesome bong

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Only Fulls The Bottles

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Do not marking a mistarking

Auntie
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Auntie

Biff-san,

It’s #0405 in Jack Halpren’s “Kodansha Kanji Learner’s Dictionary” and #855 in “The New Nelson”…

It’s “KITSU (ingest) , KEKI. kis(suru) eat, drink, smoke; receive (a blow, etc.).
喫烟 = “kitsuen”, smoking 所=area, may be “so, sho” but I would think it was “ba”.

Anyway, a smorking kanji…!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

DISCONTENTING AREA: Your fool bottle be poured out to us, please

EffEff
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EffEff

Howard Hughes will not be pleased.

abnormal
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abnormal

Smork and Mindy?

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