Not our best brew

Not our best brew

posted on 6 Oct 2013 in Chinglish, Drinks

Clowns love it…tastes funny

Photo courtesy of Lori Drewes.
Found in China. 

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kchan
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kchan

We’ve bean thinking we may need a new approach to our coffee sales.

algernon
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algernon

Particularly good

algernon
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algernon

43 beans in every cup

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I wonder how it testes

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

This coffee the assortment is numerous, and the species assorts with the popular flavor syncronous. It feels it when it drinks it.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Coffee to go-go. Testes best with cream.

DrLex
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DrLex

Tastes like anything… but coffee.

DrLex
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DrLex

That’s one way to get rid of used motor oil.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Also known as tea.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: The coffee machine is out of control

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Jamaica?
No, it brewed all by itself!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Makes you wonder where it’s bean.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Specially blended for use as enema.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Available in cheese, salami, onion and chilli flavours.

GwydionM
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Tastes exactly like hot water

Sparky
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Sparky

Just right for the Odd Couple.

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

Waiter, there’s something wrong with the coffee. Can I have some more?

SF
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SF

@GwydionM

That’s known as American coffee in Europe

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

With carefully mixed together and put in a blender with zero clue beans.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Offer by QueerBuck

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Served with mare milk

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike coffee.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

Also this.

NoizeBomb
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Peculiar coffee, tastes ‘better’ with expired milk and Disgusting sugar. Made with raw coffee beans and sweat!

RT
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RT

for when you want that something extra in your coffee…

NoveltyFishHead
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NoveltyFishHead

Has peculiar taste. :d

Chuck
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Chuck

Odd. Jim never has a second cup at home.

Garst
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I can’t quite tell what gives it that robust taste

Joe Sixpack
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Joe Sixpack

I don’t get it. Peculiar (meaning unique) Coffee with a cup with milk being poured in the coffee cup. Roasted beans in different colors. What gives?

Peter
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Peter

Exclusively available from Bizarrebucks

Marum
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Marum

Mein Herr, our Coffee arrived mit Ratt Schitts in the bag. Can we, in future, receive our Coffee without der Ratt Schitts?

If it is compulsory that we receive Ratt Schitts mit our Coffeee, can we have them in separate bags. Then we can mix them to our own requirements.

Yours faithfully.

Helmut Harresoll. Stock Controller.

jewels
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jewels

Is it “Kopi Luwak”? … coffee beans grown in Sumatera and only the best ripened beans picked and eaten by luwaks (civet cats) and excreted still whole after being processed by the digestive juices…. this is reputed to be the best coffee.. and sold in New York at $50 a cup! It’s the running joke in “the Bucket List”.. Jack Nicholson was drinking it.. and Morgan Freeman told him later in the movie what it was….

iLock
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iLock

Vely Stlange.

Myself
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Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Coffee.

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