Picking up bad habits from the Germans…

Picking up bad habits from the Germans…

posted on 23 Oct 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Carl Grice.
Found at hotel in China. 

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PeeBee
PeeBee
8 years ago

Please don’t use your hands.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Hey baby, want to see my Bratwurst?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I’m from Gurmany

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Waiter! There’s a wiener in my entrée!

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Something to do with sausages

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago


Let’s talk about sex, baby
Let’s talk about Germany…
♫ ♪

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@algernon: That’s the wurst kind of sexual harassment!

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Terrible German, all because of their little sausages!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

We put the Ommph in Omp-Pah-Pah.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Is that the Hindenburg or are you just glad to see me?

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

And you thought a hair on a Coke can was bad.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Bed taste of the wurst menu.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Pumpernickel? I haven’t even seen her nickel.

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

What part of Nein! Nein! don’t you understand?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

The waitress keeps suggesting neun und sechzig, but there are only fifty items on the menu.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

This picture was used as evidence in the court to show how the German tourist ended up when he violated the no sexual harassment policy at the Quan Sheng Hotel.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Hey baby. Let’s go to my place and you can “show me your papers.”

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

That wasn’t on the D-Day plan.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Time to Polka!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can’t stand it any longer, and goes to her boss to file a sexual harassment complaint. She tells the boss what the co-worker does, and wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The boss is puzzled by this, and asks, ‘What’s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice’? The woman replies, ‘It’s Wolfgang, the dwarf.’

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Are you a nazi or a hotzi-totzi?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Boner appétit!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Hello, I’m Clark Griswald, my family and I were looking for sex.

GwydionM
8 years ago

We have wayz ov making you sexy!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

I like the way GwydionM thinks, but it needs a little tweaking..

Vee have vayz to make you sleep vit me!

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Getten zie ready fuhr mein bliss-krieg !

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

With all that Oktoberfest feeling!

Geiginni
Geiginni
8 years ago

It’s the wurst type of sexual harassment!

Lobo
8 years ago

It comes served in a black vinyl plate on a leather tray. Black latex napkins available.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Arbeit mach sexy

(And yes, I know that’s in extremely poor taste. My bad.)

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

It is all about making das Best of der Wurst.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Sechs is the number that cones after Fünf.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

And before Sieben.
Take note Aust Swimming.
Sechs before Sieben.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
8 years ago

I prefer Italian-type sexual harassment. The way the language sounds makes it less creepy.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Mit a bang
Mit a boom♫♪
Mit a bing-bang bing-bang boom ♪♪
Russian folksongs und French oo-la-la
Can’t compare with a German oom-pah-pah!
♫♪

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

You’ve had the brat-wurst
Now try the brat-best!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

♫ Ven der Führer says
Ve iss de master lands
Ve Heil! Heil!
Right in der Führer’s pants

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@BTU.
Es macht nichts freund. History neither began nor ended with the Holocaust. More….It should be a signal to us all, to be vigilant, so that it never happens again.

What was never mentioned until recent years, is that dear old Yosef, (he was one of the good guys then) killed as many. He was just not as well organised.
Stalin Quote: “A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.”

Interesting insight into a dictator’s mind, nein?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

@Marum:
You got that right. That’s why I maintain the expensive hobby of “professional gun nut”. Er, well… not professional. Just a nut!

Tasol.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Twelve IRA members kidnap a German tourist, with the intention of raping her.

She is screaming; “Nein, nein, nein!”

So Pat, and Mick, and Shaun, go home.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Does anyone know what the Chinese actually says?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@Vulcan64.
I know what you mean mate. Have you ever watched The Wizard of Oz in German?

I English the Munchkins are cute. In German they’re sinister.

Geno Washington
Geno Washington
8 years ago

Germany and China have SOMETHING in common… Germany has a chancellor, and China has a premier, even though most countries call theirs a prime minister…

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Today, the waitress. Tomorrow, THE WORLD!

Cecily
Cecily
8 years ago

Stop trying to annex my personal space. It isn’t Poland.

Cecily
Cecily
8 years ago

Keep your dirty Hans off of me!

Qeny
Qeny
8 years ago

@Marum:

The Chinese says “German-style salty pig hand”.

Sometimes it’s actually kind of insightful and interesting to see why a particular phrase has gotten mis-translated. In this case, “salty pig hand” refers to sexual harassment because a creepy guy is like a salty pig. However, salty pig hand is also a tasty food. 😛

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Ah! Pigs Trotters. I suspected as much. But I did not understand the allusion.

Dane schön. @Qeny.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

EDIT: Trotters/feet

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

EDIT: Danke schön.

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