Repairs the D!

Repairs the D!

posted on 17 Oct 2013 in Chinglish, Clothing, Instructions

Improves uncivilized life feeling!

Photo courtesy of Dave Castle.
Bought in Greece, made in China. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

So it appears beautiful woman need to be bought down a notch or two

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Damaged goods

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Destructions:

– Wash the water
– Repair separately
– Do not tumble D

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I think I damaged my D by reading this.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

NEVER intentionally damage the D!
…or the double-D!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Damage & Gabanna happens

mr waldo
mr waldo
7 years ago

Why is it that whenever I try to taste the feeling that bosom oldly revive I end up damaging the beautiful woman presents with crude and uncivilized life feeling?

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Oldly reviving old customs with one’s bosom must be the new vogue fad spring breeze.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

JUST D IT.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

When I taste the feeling that bosom, it makes me embellish in my jeans.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

50% cotton
30% spring breeze
20% water

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Warning: Failure to switch off jeans before installing fresh D cells in the pocket size position may damage the beautiful woman.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Got any D-shirts?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Coke. Go together with the line and taste the feeling!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Wouldn’t ya know it. The only thing I understand here is “feeling that bosom.”

Dervrak
Dervrak
7 years ago

I thought I was having a crude and uncivilized life feeling once, but the Doctor said it was just gas….

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

That explains why the ancient Greek civilization collapsed – They started wearing jeans

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Uncivilized life feeling has ruined a lot of my jeans.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

There is something in my pants. I can’t tell if it’s a boat or grandma’s boobs, but it’s something like that.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Resident to med students on rounds:
“The patient is a beautiful woman who presents with crude and uncivilized life feeling. Diagnosis?”

Med student #1: “Was her D intentionally damaged?”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Wash the craft of water? Wash the style of water? That water must be really dirty if they have to keep washing it. (Or perhaps it’s dehydrated water.)

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Is that the vogue fad of water in the jeans or are you just happy to see me?

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

“Taste the feeling that bosom oldly revive old customs”

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

“Taste the feeling that bosom oldly revive old customs” Slogan of Ye Olde Breastfeeding Advocacie Groupe.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Beyoncé, used to have me embellishing my jeans.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

An Import/ Export company?
Are we sure this isn’t just some sort of Chinese spy code?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Mu Tai meet Xin Tai. Belt jeans in crotch. Get uncivilized life feeling.

BONG LEACH
7 years ago

Is that a D in your jeans or just an embellishment?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If that is a bottle of beer you have in your jeans….May I have a drink?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Ah 007! This letter is in code.
It is the launch plans for the latest Chinese ICBM.
If you can’t memorize it, we will tattoo it on your tits.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Reviving the old custom of feeling the bosom, will get you 1 – 5.
Embellishing the jeans will get you 15.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I do not mind the beautiful woman having several uncivilized life feelings, while I am romantically embellishing her one space. As long as she doesn’t scream too loudly. My Townhouse has very thin walls.

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

Well, that about sums it up!

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
7 years ago

Pocket size position? Is that what happens if the classic meets by chance romantically?

Cecily
Cecily
7 years ago

Inspired by my bosom, my husband decided to meet with me romantically and revive an old custom. He put his D in my pocket size position, I had a crude and uncivilized feeling for nine months, and now we have a baby.

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

Call me cruel and uncivilized but I’m not into your fad spring breezes. Give me the oldly old customs days. If the D aint broke don’t fix it.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Before – 😀

After intententional damage – :O

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Unintentional emoticon !

Casey83
Casey83
7 years ago

Anything less would be uncivilized……………..life feeling.

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

Taste the feeling.

DragonLady
DragonLady
7 years ago

Confucian psychiatrist say: beautiful woman presents with crude and uncivilized life feeling.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

That old woman intentionally damaged my D! How uncivilized!

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

Quit playing pocket size position, we’re in public!

kemi242
kemi242
6 years ago

I’ve tried to repair the D, but I have unintentionally damaged the beautiful woman presents. Now I have a crude and uncivilized life feeling.

glegolypeck
glegolypeck
6 years ago

That bosom oldly revive my……something. Even if she damaged, crude and uncivilized, she still beautiful.

mouse
mouse
5 years ago

This beautiful woman is damaged. Can I get another?

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