That’ll teach him not to steal…

That’ll teach him not to steal…

posted on 10 Oct 2013 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Linda Anegawa.
Menu found at Italian cafe in Shinjuku, Tokyo.
“Tenaga”  means both ‘long armed’ and ‘kleptomaniac’.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

You gotta be careful of those thieving crabs.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Justice: swift and without appetizers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Problem? A kleptomaniac can take anything. 😉

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Please pay in advance.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! Where is my wallet?!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

This food will make you lighter. In your wallet, that is.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The Kleptomaniac was later found hiding in the internet hole with the crab.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Hey! I ordered ‘pescatore of crab over shrimp and kleptomaniac’, not ‘plethora of crap over me and cereal killer’!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
6 years ago

Justice is a dish better served with seafood.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Please excuse the plastic cutlery. For some reason, we can’t seem to find the silverware.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I’m so over shrimp! But I have so many random things in my pockets.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

We didn’t start out doing takeaways, it just happened.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Are you still serving breakfast? I’d like two nymphomaniacs over easy.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Wynona Ryder’s favorite dish.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Waiter, there’s nothing on my plate.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

A shop-lifting octopus is a retailer’s worst nightmare.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Kleptomaniac

♫♪♪
She’s a maniac, stealing in the floor
And she’s stealing like no other shrimp before
Kleptomaniac, stealing in the floor
And she’s stealing like a real Pescatore

Now I’m really crab over shrimp for her

Kleptomaniac ….
♫♪♫♪

Jay
Jay
6 years ago

It’s the only restaurant where the main course pinches your wallet.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Finally! Something you can take to cure kleptomania…

There is something disturbing about the concept of ‘long-armed shrimp.”

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

Note to self.. don’t upset this chef or he’ll come up with a new dinner special..

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The good thing about kleptomania is;

You can always take something for it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If I have my choice. I’ll have a nymphomaniac thanks.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I was in love with a kleptomaniac. But she left and stole my heart.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

My father was a shoplifter.

It gave him a strained back.

Them shops sure are heavy.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Good thing it isn’t mantis shrimp. It would kill you first and then steal your wallet.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫When you walk down the street,
Like there’s wings on your feet,
That’s pes-catore♪

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Go forth Peter my son, and I will make you a pescatore of souls.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Thus spake the God of the Scampi.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Can I have a kleptomaniac to go?
– Only a pickpocket, Sir.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

I prefer mine over calamari and serial killers.

ItalianPlumber
ItalianPlumber
6 years ago

Why is noone talking about the pescatore? A poor crab fisher? What did HE do?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@tadchem.

The concept of a “short arm” Shrimp is even more disturbing.:P)

RT
RT
6 years ago

for your blatant stealing, i sentence you to 6 months as a delicious main entree

-judge

Klaw2066
Klaw2066
6 years ago

Go on try it……at $4.99 it’s a steal

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Did you have any problems with our kleptomaniac, Sir?
– Not at all. I’m a pyromaniac.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@jjhitt: ” nymphomaniacs over easy”- I don’t think there’s any other way!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

“Waiter, I’d like the shrimp and crab over pyromaniac. Char-broiled as usual.”

Hb
Hb
6 years ago

And all this time I thought “sharing” your food was a time-honored Japanese tradition. How dumb of me!

Sean
Sean
6 years ago

Is this the punishment for stealing in Japan?!

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