Vegan bacon available upon request

Vegan bacon available upon request

posted on 25 Oct 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Chicken:  “I was told I wouldn’t be eaten…”

Photo courtesy of Fleur Verbiest.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Medium-itchy, please.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Sorry I can’t stomach this!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Better than irritable vegetable bowel

Mick
Mick
6 years ago

If symptoms persist, please see your local chef.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

When you have chicken served to a vegetarian, they got irritated and agitated.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! Don’t you have a chicken who eats meat?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Yes, I suppose a plate of chicken gizzard would irritate a vegetarian.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

After having your temples exploded time and time again, you’d be irritated too!

JohnZ
JohnZ
6 years ago

“You are what you eat” the chef said to some irritated vegetarian customers who complained.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You have to admire that chicken, it had a lot of guts.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Would you like something to drink, Sir?
– Scratch, please.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Just do one more of those “funny” clucks and I’ll rip your f—-ing face off!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I’ll have the laid-back, carnivorous chicken gizzard.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Freshly plucked from our organic gizzard garden.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

When there’s German type sexual harassment in the kitchen, it’s not surprising that some of the other dishes are irritable.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Is an irritable chicken the same as an angry cock? Just wondering.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

@ Sparky: No, that’s a pissed off chicken.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

We use only humanely euthanized tofurkeys. So don’t be irritated.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Approved by Veteran Vegetarian Veterinarians

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

♫It’s a chic-ken gizzard, there has to be a twist
A chic-ken gizzard, there ain’t no meat in this!

Why do you think they did it? (I don’t know!)
But it’s not so good

It’s a to-fu gizzard, and it makes me mad
It’s a to-fu gizzard, and it tastes real bad!♫

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Everyone keeps saying “tastes like chicken”. That’s why it’s so irritated.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Irritable chicken must be a close relative of Chicken Rude and Unreasonable.

Todd
6 years ago

Everyone knows that this dish is a treatment for irritable bowl syndrome. It keeps all the bowls nice and happy.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

That would be a bit of a grind.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Cecily: Good one! I knew there had to be a gizzard/wizard joke here somewhere.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Sparky: I dunno; that’s a hard one. 😛

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It’s not the chicken who is irritable.
It’s the Chef.
He is irritable, ignoble, incompetent, and incontinent.
Don’t drink the gravy.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The Song of The Mock Chicken.

♫ Beautiful gizzard so lovely and fresh,
Lovingly made without any flesh,

Chorus: Beautiful bountiful stew,
Beautiful bountiful stew.

Chorus:

Beautiful gizzard so tasty and sweet,
Carefully made out of Soy and Buckwheat.

Chorus:

Beautiful gizzard so wholesome and pure,
Seasoned with cow dung and horse manure.

Chorus:

sungrasses
sungrasses
6 years ago

chinese restaurateurs like to note on their menus the final emotion of each animal before it was butchered for your plate.

sungrasses
sungrasses
6 years ago

“our menu is categorized by emotion, so that you may taste the displeasure of our livestock.”

Hairy Potter
Hairy Potter
6 years ago

Irritable Chicken Syndrome

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