All of see you later

All of see you later

posted on 22 Nov 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

90% of success is just showing up…

Photo courtesy of J.R. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

A new way to ablute

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If the show up your bottom is a puppet show, watch out for Mister Punch!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Get poo-poo and peepee out, then….. GTFO!.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Written by: Edgar Allan Poo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

P*ss off, you sh*t!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Welcome to our new high-tech combined proctology exam and toilet machine.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

and all of go away! my poo-poo and peepee, mine!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

To take your pants off
and show up your bottom,
or not to take your pants off
and show up your bottom – That is the question.

And to peepee or not to peepee is also another question.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

When I get poo-poo & peepee out,
all of usually go as far away as fast as they can.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Wait- I only asked if you had change for a twenty!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Sign posted in the elevator toilet. For express poopoo and peepee, please press the red button.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Unused lyrics to ‘Lonely Swedish (the bum bum song) by Tom Green?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I swear this is me every time I take my kid to the restroom.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

Um, uh, where’s the exit door, please?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Take off!
Get out!
Go away!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Ooops! Mixed up the order on that one.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

The little guy holding the sign is yellow. That’s racist!

James
James
6 years ago

http://tw.knowledge.yahoo.com/question/question?qid=1607090705969

The OP seems to have wanted an English translation of a (humorous?) sign for a Ladies’ WC.

One of the answers is:

Take Off Your Pants
Show Off Your Bottom
Let It All Come Out
Flush Them All Away

But the OP didn’t select it…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Yup. The .950Cal would really help that process.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Show your bottom? The Maoris own that one. A few years ago they gave the queen a 21 Bum Salute

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Do these pants show up my bottom?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@ Marum: Was that her famous Anus Horribilis?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The little man is yellow, because he is the Urine Being.
A new life-form that has evolved in the toilets of Asia.

He lurks there biting of penises and clitorises.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

I notice that the little guy is too ashamed to show his face !

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

BE VERY VERY AFRAID!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT. I think that was “annus” horriblis.

Which is being assailed by 12 months of ugly a-holes.

What I was really wondering, was: Did they play the first verse of Rule Britannica, at the same time?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Do not even think of doing this in front of a priest.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Confucius say: Boy who lose pants at confessional, liable to feel sharp prick of conscience.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Take your pants off? Now I know what I was doing wrong. Thanks.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

I think they removed this one in “Mother Goose: the Expurgated Version.”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

@Marum: the .950 would definitely facilitate, no matter if you shooting, or being shot at.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

(Ahh, don’t you love it when the “gun nuts” take over the comment board?)

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

wash hands employees must before all of go away

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I think I’ll skip ahead to the “go away” part.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Definitely Worst Haiku of 2013 !

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

We strongly recommend that these steps be followed in the order in which they are written. We cannot guarantee that all of poo-poo and peepee will go away even if these steps are followed in order. We regret that we cannot be held responsible for poo-poo and peepee stains caused by failure to take off your pants and/or show up your bottom.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Has anyone translated the Chinese yet? I note that each like ends with the same symbol doubled. Like a poem or sony lyric.

davonblr
davonblr
6 years ago

Um…is that an order?

RT
RT
6 years ago

so this sign is saying that you don’t need to pull your pants down at all; if you just crap and piss hard enough, the force will pull your pants down in the process. makes sense.

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Should I be sitting or standing?

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

It’s like the toilet that asks you to flush to push a button. Poop and urinate to take off your clothes.

Hunter
Hunter
6 years ago

Young Yoda gets potty-trained.

szk
szk
6 years ago

@Chuck
Or the best depending on how you look at it

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@szk: 🙂

Casey83
Casey83
6 years ago

How sick am I if I read the last phrase as “And go all the way?”

RocketCat
RocketCat
5 years ago

And the pee pee goes WEE WEE WEE all the way home.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

The Oriental Dr Seuss is scary!

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