Because fairies love guns.

Because fairies love guns.

posted on 16 Nov 2013 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Mimi & Tom.
HMS Norfolk puzzle.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The daintiness of a destroyer. Munificent

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Safety, but only slightly. We wouldn’t want to take away all the fun of choking on little parts.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

A teaching “fairyland”?

“In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease…”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

AVOID NAIL AND TEETH – It is parts enough for family suffocation, and bowl nonfunction.Make a 3D supper repetition,over and over and over again. Providn’t any the dangerously.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Ship on drugs

GwydionM
6 years ago

These are the voyages of the warship Fairy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The sheep instructions are fairy nough

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Haha, whoever wrote this was trying really hard to sound educated, and all his buddies that can’t speak English were like “Yeah, that sounds great!” Facepalm over and over and over…

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I reckon that there ship puzzle’ll develop them kids imaginations. Mmmm-hmm.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This ship must look like veritable. If it looks like any other kind of table, you’re doing it wrong.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Fairyland? This must be a do-it-your-elf kit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Use hand and head. Teach your kid to be a ship head.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Well! That should be enough firepower to stop Raggedy Anne sitting on Pinnochio’s face.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Good for your children’s imaginations. Yes indeed. They can imagine using naval guns, to fragment their fellow man.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. How do you get on board a naval ship?

A. You go to the edge of the wharf, and catch a fairy across.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– A delightful lyrics
– A sheep fiction is very interesting
– Sea piglet rising and falling in front of the fairy

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Destroyer…..damn near killed her.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I like the degree of difficulty.

It is like the five blondes celebrating in a pub lounge. They are giving high-fives and buying rounds if drinks.

The barman asks: “What are you girls celebrating?”

One blonde replies: ‘We just completed a crossword.’

Barman: “It must have been a difficult one then?”

Blonde: ‘It said 3 – 5 years on the box, and we did it in six months.’

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

HELL!!! Jigsaw. (Duhh)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Daintiness?
Yes, of course.

Nothing could be more dainty, than a five inch round of high-explosive, landing on your foredeck.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Bonus language puzzle on every box.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Ship named after girl I knew.
She didn’t drink, smoke Norfolk.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Now witness the daintiness of this fully assemblaged and munificent battle station!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Cap’n! A very hairy fairy tail a head of ferry! Easily a 10-nuts-merry!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Teach your children the proud traditions of the navy.

Rum, sodomy, and the lash. (Winston Churchill)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

From the guns on the foredeck, it looks like a Type 42 Class Destroyer.

(search: HMAS Manchester, or Liverpool)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Do you have a fairyland on this ship Cap’n?

Well. The head is up the pointy end.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Flash! Fairyland Hammered By Frigate With 8 Inch Gun! Film at 11.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The Bismarck was built because the Germans wanted to get to Fairyland

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

Now I understand why boys don’t like school. They don’t want to be a sissy and go to the teaching fairyland.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

You don’t need any assist tools to complete thispuzzle, just think happy thoughts! And maybe some of Tinker Bell’s dust…

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

The fairyland here sounds great. I wonder if I could use it to catch sushi?

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
6 years ago

See, now, THAT is Engrish!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

In teaching fairyland your child learns how to use magic.
Then, *poof*, SHIP HAPPENS!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum: LOL! You f*cked up a blonde joke? Oh, the irony! 😀

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Degree of Engrish-reading difficulty: ★★★★

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Hey there sailor, mind if a dainty fairy comes abroad the poop deck?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT And I’m not blonde either. 🙂 🙂

jimmy apchoo
jimmy apchoo
6 years ago

teach kids fairyland, bring freedom with bombs

DrankTooMuchBeer
DrankTooMuchBeer
4 years ago

Dainty parts? Bet they don’t give a ship either.

Silverwolf
Silverwolf
1 year ago

Fairyland with guns. This must be Artemis Fowl merchandise.

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