Before and after

Before and after

posted on 29 Nov 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

So that’s how he gets around so quick…

機車 can mean “motorcycle” in some Mandarin speaking regions.

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Marum
Marum
6 years ago

WTF :-#

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Unicycle? 😀

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I get it. It’s one of those bicycles where you lay down to piddle.:-*

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

He rode his motorcycle too fast.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q.How do you start a fie in the forest without a match?

A. You go with a friend, and rub two Girl Guides together. 😈

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It must hrt, when you go over the handlebars, and your nuts try to fit through that little gap, between the Speedo, and the Tacho.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This space is reserved for those who fell off their motorcycles.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Hey, that’s not where you wear a motorcycle helmet!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Born to be wheeled.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

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Marum
Marum
6 years ago

He was going down the hill,
Doing 90 miles an hour,
When the chain on his bicycle broke,

He ws found in the grass,
With a sprocket in his pocket,
And the bell in his left earhole.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@ Marum: I heard about a smart cookie who was selling Girl Guides. 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: For Motorheads only

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The local bike lives here. “-o

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT. I may be a good place to wear the helmet, if you have been eating Service Station food.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum: Verses from The Wreck of the Old 97cc?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

With one wheel

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT good one about the Girl guides.
In PNG long Taim bilong Masta, some of the schools had a fundraising for the Red Cross.
Most of the girls raised a few hundred dollars at most. These two girls had raised nearly $4000.00 between them.
They were called on stage. At this point, most of the single men were looking somewhat furtive, and not a few of the married ones.
The emcee (longlong waitman) asked them how they did it.

AND THEY TOLD HIM!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

”Toilet Angels”?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Tong. Then I can only guess, as to where the spokes went.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Short Explanation:

Motorcycle – A vehicle for invalid person
Bicycle – A vehicle for bisexual person
Motordyke – A vehicle for homosexual person of the opposite sex

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Parking for Harley Disabledson.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Part two.
Tricycle =transport for the three sexes (He she and it)
dirtbike = Don’t ask.
quad bike = For shemales.
trick bike = For prostitutes.
BMX bike = For the S & M people.
racing bike = For the xenophobes.
a 28″ bike – Beyond your wildest dreams

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

>Drive ♿
>Drive C:/
>Run
>.<

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I see the Chinese have found how to get out of a Warsaw ghetto.

You lash a few Poles together.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: & Harley Parkin’son.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

And Clancy you must wheel them,
Try to wheel them on the wing,
Ride boldly lad,
And never fear the spills.(AB{banjo} Patterson). :-X

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Hell’s Grannies.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫”O Lord won’t you buy me a new purple Buell,
My friends all ride Harleys,
I must not look a fool♪.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

For everyone who lost their wheelchair license

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Where does the wheelchair ramp mount on the motorbike?

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

The kind of motorcycle you have to dodge frequently in the aisles at Walmart.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Handicapped spaces for motorcycles makes as much sense as Braille on a drive-up ATM.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

My hovercraft is full of wheels

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

When you are through with your donorcycle, we can have you popping wheelies on your brand new wheelchair.

GwydionM
6 years ago

The Grateful Half-Dead

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Woah! Where am I? The wheelchairs are motorcycles and
citrus fruits can speak!?

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

The Chinese ExciteBike game for the Famicom: now featuring wheelchairs as motorbokes!

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

be allot funnier if it said “toilet”

Hello!
Hello!
6 years ago

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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