For butt of cold

For butt of cold

posted on 6 Nov 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Finally: butt floss

Photo courtesy of Emma Morgan.
Found at pound shop in London (made in China). 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

gets between your teeth

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Finally. A use for used dental floss.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Flossing it, beats having to use your toothbrush.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon. You shouldn’t drink out of the urinal, then.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

There once was a man named Goss,
Who cleaned his Urinal with floss,
He kept rubbing on,
Until it fair shone,
But, then cleaning his teeth was real gross.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

How about a mat of UP?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Floss vigorously to increase warmth of mat.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

It was only a logical evolution. Tooth brush → tooth floss. Toilet brush → toilet floss.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’m Matt and I approved this message.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I need one. When I go to the bathroom, I want to feel like I am sitting on a cat.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Now I know what Rod Mc Ewan is doing.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

It is not that of which.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Floss on.

Floss off.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Teeth are yellow because of urine

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Then press the butt-ON

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Hey Mat ! Meet John.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can I dumb here?

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Use to get you pissed off.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

It comes pre-stained.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Make your flush toilet a plush toilet.

RT
RT
6 years ago

all the power of preparation h, in the compact size of a butt floss!

RT
RT
6 years ago

well, the good news is that it’s not a suppository, the bad news is…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Oh boy, the kind of things you see while heavily drunk, and everything a urinal…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

That white stuff in the urinal doesn’t look like floss to me………

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The mat of warm trumps the butt of icy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Onomatopoeia: What is certain to happen to an urinal mat

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

It’s floss a urinal, dammit!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

The mat of warm — the tool of choice of elite urinal flossers.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

If your urinal hasn’t been flossed by the mat of warm, it simply hasn’t been flossed at all.

Roadkill
Roadkill
5 years ago

Just what I need to floss an urinal

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

Served on a bed of belly button fluff – ah, what piquancy!

Kitten
Kitten
1 month ago

Don’t forget to floss your urinal every day!

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