For butt of cold

gets between your teeth

Finally. A use for used dental floss.

Flossing it, beats having to use your toothbrush.

@Algernon. You shouldn’t drink out of the urinal, then.

There once was a man named Goss,
Who cleaned his Urinal with floss,
He kept rubbing on,
Until it fair shone,
But, then cleaning his teeth was real gross.

How about a mat of UP?

Floss vigorously to increase warmth of mat.

It was only a logical evolution. Tooth brush → tooth floss. Toilet brush → toilet floss.

I’m Matt and I approved this message.

I need one. When I go to the bathroom, I want to feel like I am sitting on a cat.

Now I know what Rod Mc Ewan is doing.

It is not that of which.

Floss on.

Floss off.

Teeth are yellow because of urine

Then press the butt-ON

Hey Mat ! Meet John.

Can I dumb here?

Use to get you pissed off.

It comes pre-stained.

Make your flush toilet a plush toilet.

all the power of preparation h, in the compact size of a butt floss!

well, the good news is that it’s not a suppository, the bad news is…

Oh boy, the kind of things you see while heavily drunk, and everything a urinal…

That white stuff in the urinal doesn’t look like floss to me………

The mat of warm trumps the butt of icy.

Onomatopoeia: What is certain to happen to an urinal mat

It’s floss a urinal, dammit!

The mat of warm — the tool of choice of elite urinal flossers.

If your urinal hasn’t been flossed by the mat of warm, it simply hasn’t been flossed at all.

Just what I need to floss an urinal

Served on a bed of belly button fluff – ah, what piquancy!

Don’t forget to floss your urinal every day!