I haven’t been feeling myself lately…

I haven’t been feeling myself lately…

posted on 18 Nov 2013 in Signs

I’ll let you know if I need a hand…

Photo courtesy of Will T.

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Do it mutually

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

I don’t know where you have been!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Is this a craft shop? That’s where I usually go to get felt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Your staff will touch my staff? That sounds fair.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Oh my god! He’s got a gun!
No, I am just pleased to see you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Just staff yourself

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Generously tip.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Our staff will gladly give you a helping hand.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Wow! You’re a hottie! But would you please put those knitting needles down before you start . . . you know . . . working on my problem?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Let’s all give a hand to our first customer!

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

While there’s plenty of porn online, there’s always something to be said for brick-and-mortar stores.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

They’re not very subtle about being a front for a bordello.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Full Service

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hot Staff
♪♪
Lookin’ for some hot staff, baby, this feelin’
I need some hot staff, baby, to touch
I want to touch staff, baby, this feelin’
I need hot staff, myself to touch

Gotta touch some hot staff
Gotta have to touch myself
Don’t touch hot staff, don’t touch yourself
Gotta ask hot staff

Thank you… ♪

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

I’m Wilson Phillips and I approve this message.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

Must be a pet store.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

My name is Rick. I’ll be servicing you today,.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Ask the staff. They are old hands at this kind of job.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Just like the new Woody Allen movie.

Hey Honey I F—– the Kids.

coffeebot
7 years ago

The staff at Onan’s did not support self-service.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

If you want touchless service, ask the owner. He can blow dry you in seconds.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you a near the air-conditioning plant, watch out for the big blower.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

We had a burglar in last week. He had had a vasectomy, and had become a safe-blower.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

PROTIP: Thank them after the act, too. No one wants to feel dirty afterwards.

Cecily
Cecily
7 years ago

Our staff takes a hands-on approach to customer service.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
7 years ago

We can not speak English but we can feel you!!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

Whether I touch myself or touch the staff the result is the same if I do it too much things get over agitated and there’s spit in my eye.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

How DARE you tell me what (not) to do with my own body!!

Timmy
Timmy
7 years ago

I think I’ll pass this time, last time I got a staff infection.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Thanks, but I’ll just stay in the lip service line.

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

‘local Bordello trials new subtle advertisement campaign’

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

Don’t touch the staff, either.

Casey83
Casey83
6 years ago

Where can I get some damn service around here??

fdm1989
fdm1989
6 years ago

you have to buy me a drink first

urleec
urleec
6 years ago

Our staff will leave you satisfied.

TS
TS
6 years ago

See me, feel me, touch me, heal me…

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