It has its ups and downs…

It has its ups and downs…

posted on 20 Nov 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Brad M.
Japanese says: “elevators and toilets this way”. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This elevator has 5 buttons.
Door open
Door close
#1
#2
Flush

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Somethings go up while others go down

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Go anywhere you like

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I always go up to the top floor just to give me more time.
I don’t like being in the middle of my business when the doors open and I see a bunch of people standing there.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This is wrong on so many levels.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Clean up on Level 1 and 2, that’s a clean up on Level 1 and 2, thank you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

And you though a fart in an elevator was bad!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

♫ Elevators and toilets this way! Walk this way!
…Excrete in an elevator! Wipin’ my bum when I’m goin’ down! ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

You take the blue man – the story ends, you wake up in a toilet and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red woman – you stay in Wonderland and it will show you how deep the elevator-hole goes.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

For emergency evacuation, please use the stairs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Urinal rising and falling in front of the me

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Toilet bowel movement?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

One usually finds, that a runaway elevator is a sure fire cure for constipation.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I take my chances on the exploding stairs outside.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Flush twice, it’s a long way to the lobby.

eir
eir
6 years ago

Is it equipped with an elevator security camera?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

That must be one hell of a slow elevator if it requires its own toilets.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

“First floor number 1
Second floor number 2.
Third floor ladies’ lingerie.”

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

I guess the guy on top is bi since he goes both ways.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

In case of stuck elevator, please use the designated men’s and women’s pee corners.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Elevated toilet is much preferred than elevator toilet

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

For people always on the go.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

“Out of Order. Please Use Stairway Toilet.”

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

The women’s elevator has a couch in it.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

And fair warning, there’s a bidet on the escalator.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

In case you need to throw up, or throw down.

Martin
Martin
6 years ago

“Japanese says: ‘elevators and toilets this way’. ”

That may be the meaning, but there’s no “and”; it literally says “As for elevator toilet, this way.”

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Toilet in the lift, or lift in the toilet?

Geiginni
Geiginni
6 years ago

At least it’s not a paternoster!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@Geiginni: Let us pray that it is not !

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Where to go, where to go?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Foe people who need the toilet because they’re ‘coming down’ with something.

RT
RT
6 years ago

japan is so high-tech and innovative, it wouldn’t surprise me if they invented a motorized scooter with a fully operational toilet seat

GwydionM
6 years ago

No need to go to the toilet, it comes to you.

If you mind the smell, take the stairs.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

I’ll take the upper elevator, please.

combat_rock
combat_rock
6 years ago

“Could you hold that door?”

“Trust me lady, you aren’t going to want to be in here in a second”

nocturnal YL
nocturnal YL
6 years ago

Actually, Japanese says “Elevator toilet this way”. No “and”.

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

Elevator Toilet: For an uplifting excretory experience.

Hunter
Hunter
6 years ago

I’m guessing it’s large and square.

jimmy apchoo
jimmy apchoo
6 years ago

a bathroom challenger has arrived !

JulieM
JulieM
6 years ago

For those who not need privacy, escalator toilet available as well.

T
T
6 years ago

Go when and where you “have to go”. XD

Alice
Alice
5 years ago

Hello, sir or madam!
Will you be going to Floor #1?
Or will you be going to Floor #2?

justice
5 years ago

Going down! *flush*

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